New Era 2 BW: CHOO CHOO MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vs. The Godfather

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New Era 2 BW: CHOO CHOO MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vs. The Godfather

Post by Rocket » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:03 am

What we have here is an elderly Italian man in a suit standing in front of a speeding train. A train that is also angry. How did you think this was going to go?

We start this battle with something of an impasse. Fifteen weapon vs. fifteen armour. However, there is one thing on my side - the sheer STRONKTH of the Industrial Revolution, the promise of a better world to come writ in brass and steam across a burnt-blue sky. The brutality of the wretched criminal anticlass will be discarded like stone knives and bearskins. Thus will I use my incredible strength, to tear this pathetic little man apart. He who apes grace and style, who thinks that task achieved by a faded black suit and pomaded bootblacked hair over a wrinkled and receding brow, has no option but to cower in terror as a gentlewoman of steam teaches him his folly.

As his scooped front lumbers into view, the Train will run on, running to the side and letting the bitter bite of the Industrial Revolution tear into the back of his protruding bucket. A blow of pure, coal-fired power will fling the pretender across the ring, into the side walls. And the Train will follow, for its destiny is railed and its victory is every station's stop. His kind, the criminal's kind, will not escape the pure speed and fire of the Train that carries everyone towards the dream of Progress, and those rose-wearing Ameritalian mountebanks will be crushed like pressed flowers beneath wheels of cold iron. Every blow that follows will break this thief further. Each strike of the Driving Wheel will SHRED the old man's worn-down, flaccid finery. Through my mastery of STRONKTH and the sheer willpower of the Industrial Revolution will this petty tyrant, this preening, scheming whoreson be taken to the gallows, hemp for his kerchief and Charon's pennies for his fortune.

Do you hear it, little thief? Do you hear the whistle blow? Do you feel the thunder down the line, the very air itself set shaking by the passage of what comes? Do you see the glint off its Driving Wheel in the distance, whirling like a demon executioner? That is Progress, little thief. That is iron. That is strength. That is the better world than the one you squat in like a rat in a midden. That is the train coming.

It comes for you.
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Re: New Era 2 BW: CHOO CHOO MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA vs. The Godfather

Post by NWOWWE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:42 am

Time to catch the train and make it an offer it can't refuse.

As a former SHW Rumble Champion, The Godfather knows all about dealing with large, lumbering bots. He shall feel the bite of the saws again and again! We will be ruthless in attacking.

Remember, it's not personal. It's strictly business.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011 wrote:
Spatula,Jan 29 2011 wrote: I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.
It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.

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