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NFX
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- Location: Scotland somewhere
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by NFX » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:12 am
Welcome to 1996.
Introducing
Skelzie, a 2WD box with a sawblade on each corner. Designed to drive into opponents and chew them up. Swivel casters on each end for balance and plenty ground clearance. Lots of vacant space up top to keep weapons away from important components. Also can be easily defeated by turning it onto its head, but who's got that figured out yet?

Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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The Monsterworks
- Posts: 1308
- Joined: Thu May 26, 2016 12:00 am
- Location: Canada, for now
- Team: The Monsterworks
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by The Monsterworks » Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:37 am
That thing is glorious.
Mastodon... Extinction (HW)
Osiris... Armageddon! (MW)
Elrathia... ROBOTS (LW)
Magnolia Pico... Ruination 4 (MW)
RipTide... ROBOT2 (FW)
Black Diamond... Cherry Bomb Classic 3 (HW)
MADSCIENCE... ROBOTS 3 (LW)
Abyss... ROBOTS 3 (MW)
The Monsterworks: 214-57 (.790) ...Probably up to no good.
Finishing Move: 6-2
Magnolia Pico: 6-1
Magnolia Grande: 6-1
Glacier III: 7-0
Sixpounder: 3-4
MADSCIENCE: 9-1 Champion!
Abyss: 9-1 Champion!
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Madman
- Posts: 563
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: Fighting in the shade
- Team: Tartarus Robotics Group
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by Madman » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:21 am
Shiiet man. That's some meta-defining shit right there.
Time to make a hard counter. :P
Tartarus Robotics Group: Infinitely wise and merciful since 2016
(don't ask about before that)
Black Dog ||| Hellhound V ||| Blood Eagle ||| Santangelo ||| Hellhound VII ||| Hoarfrost
Heavyweight: Danger Zone (0-0)
Featherweight: Black Dog III (6-2)
Lightweight: Blood Eagle (7-1)
Middleweight: Hoarfrost (9-0) CHAMPION!
Heavyweight: Santangelo (5-2)
Black Dog (ROBOTS - MW*, ROBOTS3 - FW, CBC4 - FW): 26-5
Blood Eagle (CBC3 - LW*, CBC4 - LW): 15-2
Danger Zone (Mechanized Mayhem - HW): 0-0
Detroit Iron (ICEcrown - SHW): 6-2
Hellcat (Thunder Underground - MW): 2-0
Hellhound (R: Extinction - HW, Pressure Drop - HW, RB2 - HW, ROBOTS - HW, New Blood - HW*, ROBOTS 3 - HW*, Thunder Underground - HW): 46-11
Hoarfrost (RB2 - MW, Armageddon! - MW, Ruination 4 - LW, Thunder Underground - LW, CBC4 - MW*): 23-5
Krakatoa (Robo-Con - LW, Ruination 4 - SHW, Thunder Underground - LW): 11-2
Meanstreak (RB2 - LW, Ruination 4 - HW): 10-3
Santangelo (CBC3 - SHW*, CBC4 - HW): 13-3
Sundancer (Ruination 4 - MW, R: Revival - MW, REDDIT - HW, R: Evolution - FW): 21-4
Talons Out (ROBOTS - FW): 10-3
Thundercaller (Vexed!): 1-0
Hadean, Intimidator, Kurosaki-kun, Midnight Sun, Neon Rampage
Eye of Newt, Morality, Savage, Tiger, Vicious, Wild Child
Hellhound - #1
Black Dog - #2
Blood Eagle - #11
Sundancer - #24
Hoarfrost - #49
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Siphai
- Posts: 4071
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
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by Siphai » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:01 am
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Badnik96</dt><dd>Oct 24 2016, 03:29 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Oct 22 2016, 09:43 AM</dd></dl><div>Because I am, after all, a cheap bastard. Also fuck you.
The Fun Machine Took A Shit & Died

[/quote]Hello there Tormenta how are you
I love this design[/quote]Square Wave.
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GF93
- Posts: 6142
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: The Last Train To Clarksville
- Team: Ice Cubed Robotics
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by GF93 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:17 am
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>NFX</dt><dd>Feb 24 2017, 10:12 AM</dd></dl><div>Welcome to 1996.
Introducing
Skelzie, a 2WD box with a sawblade on each corner. Designed to drive into opponents and chew them up. Swivel casters on each end for balance and plenty ground clearance. Lots of vacant space up top to keep weapons away from important components. Also can be easily defeated by turning it onto its head, but who's got that figured out yet?

[/quote]I have to say, I like this design! It really reminds me a lot of the machines you'd see in the San Francisco
Robot Wars events of the mid-1990s.
ICE³ ROBOTICS
"Tougher than a glacier, more might than an avalanche, more fury than a blizzard, and more burning passion than a volcano."
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NFX
- Posts: 4061
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- Location: Scotland somewhere
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by NFX » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:26 am
<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Feb 25 2017, 09:17 AM</dd></dl><div>I have to say, I like this design! It really reminds me a lot of the machines you'd see in the San Francisco
Robot Wars events of the mid-1990s.[/quote]That's more or less the point of the design.

Adam was discussing the idea of a "throwback" tournament on Discord, and this idea popped into my head, so I decided to knock it together in case it became a thing.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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Wolf51-50
- Posts: 830
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- Location: Somewhere in the USA
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by Wolf51-50 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:42 pm
Edit: Sorry. Website was lagging and didn't load the newest posts :V
And yeah, I really like this design for a throwback tournament. Saws everywhere is just screaming 1996
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Wolf51-50 on Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!]
tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL
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NFX
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- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
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by NFX » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:46 pm
Made some tweaks to
You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar But I Feel Like A Millionaire, because I like the idea of - somewhere down the road - entering an entire team named after Queens of the Stone Age songs.
WARNING: Contains no actual money
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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Wolf51-50
- Posts: 830
- Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
- Location: Somewhere in the USA
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by Wolf51-50 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:58 pm
Certainly looks expensive :V
Very solid thwackbot all in all
Alpha Robotics - Embrace the carnage!]
tune in next time on ARC when I one-up Boto by posting my vast collection of Thomas The Tank Engine hentai on the Discord :V -HFL
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British-Robotics
- Posts: 1410
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- Location: Bolton, Greater Manchester
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by British-Robotics » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:27 am
"Here comes the Money!" a rather posh thwack-bot
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attackfrog
- Posts: 612
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- Team: Aquatic Robotics
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by attackfrog » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:53 pm
I guess a solid gold shield makes a pretty good counterweight to a stack of cash

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NFX
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by NFX » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:03 pm
CBC2 is looking like it could have Robosoccer in the LW division, so I gave
No Exit a Soccer setup. Stop signs don't move, but they have enough of a gap between them to allow the flipper to fire if it has to self-right.

Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy
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NFX
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by NFX » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:38 pm
"Featherweights are a thing now? I need to make some of those! And let's give it a stupid sentence for a name as well!"
Don't Step On The Coconuts!
2WD spinner sacrificing broadly everything to have a ludicrously powerful one-tooth disc. Hoop on the top protects the motor (ish) and puts it back on its wheels if it's flipped (ish). Small lexan shield at the front protects the weapon chain a bit. Also the disc should be all smooth curves, but Rhino didn't seem to enjoy that too much, so bleh.
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"
Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X
RoBattle
Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts
it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy