Oi! Noobs! This thread is mostly just for fun... at first. However, the final rankings that we compile, once all of the entrants have been submitted and finalized, will determine the initial seedings, which'll determine your first match. After that, Swiss bracket mayhem will take over.
As things stand, one of these four is gonna win it all
1) Tiamat (Team Ignition) - As long as Dylan gives it decent stats, this thing flips the overheads and the one wedge, and outlasts Black Lagoon weapon to weapon. Dylan will probably give it decent stats. If he still has it after a long time out of the game and RPs, there's not much than can beat him.
- likely wins: Green Eggs & Slam, Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix, Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob, Crash Test Granny
- likely losses: none
- tossups: PuriN II, Black Lagoon
2) PuriN II (The Candy Store) - Simple: unless Tiamat has an extremely defensive stat build, this big brutal pink deathspinner beats everything else weapon to weapon. It doesn't have many 100% win matches, but it's above 50% against everything except Green Eggs & Slam and possibly Tiamat.
- likely wins: Black Lagoon, Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix, Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob, Crash Test Granny
- likely losses: Green Eggs & Slam
- tossups: Tiamat
3) Black Lagoon (Interrobang Robotics) - This... loses on stats to the other spinners, but it's still fundamentally a 15 power vert with strafing ability and a skilled veteran driver. It is likely the hardest counter to Green Eggs & Slam in this field and, if it lasts long enough, has a shot at flipping PuriN and stealing the win.
- likely wins: Green Eggs & Slam, Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix, Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob, Crash Test Granny
- likely losses: PuriN II
- tossups: Tiamat
4) Green Eggs & Slam (Team Taco Hell) - Welp, here we have it: the wedge. With more pushing speed than most of its opponents have total speed, a 13 armour plow, and a thwacking tail to give some of the weaker armoured bots a bit to worry about, this rookie brick should mow through the pretenders. Its only bad matchups are the two verts, which could flip it and render its wedge useless.
- likely wins: PuriN II, Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix, Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob, Crash Test Granny
- likely losses: Black Lagoon, Tiamat
- tossups: none
The Pretenders
Unless something changes, these have too many shortcomings to be title threats
5) Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix (Team ShellShockers) - Tanky overhead spinner which is going to be nearly impossible to KO on damage... in theory. This bot's crippling weakness is the sheer length of its blade, which is going to make it very vulnerable to hitting walls and the floor. Its weapon is also kind of underpowered for this field.
- likely wins: Crash Test Granny
- likely losses: Tiamat, Black Lagoon, PuriN II, Green Eggs & Slam
- tossups: Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob
6) Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob (Team Questionable Strategies) - Lots of cool, novel ideas, but it's trying to do too much and is going to be very hard-pressed to deal damage in a field full of bigtime spinners before getting obliterated itself with a maximum of only ten armour.
- likely wins: Crash Test Granny
- likely losses: Tiamat, Black Lagoon, PuriN II, Green Eggs & Slam
- tossups: Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix
7) unknown (Jorji) - Whatever it ends up being, it'll at least be better than Crash Test Granny. Can't rank it any higher until it exists, though.
- likely wins:
- likely losses:
- tossups:
8) Crash Test Granny (Not Your Average Team) - Granny gonna die! Gerontocide gonna happen! This thing's a shitpost and the builder knows it.
- likely wins: none
- likely losses: Tiamat, Black Lagoon, PuriN II, Green Eggs & Slam, Perfect Perfect Perfect Phoenix, Charlotte: The Astonishing Shelob
- tossups: none