CORONA
It's here, boys, and don't get too excited. A 2WD design with a massive 'fuck you' vert has proven successful in the past, but anyone who thinks this will do well needs to see a counselor but this will top all of them in this tournament! Behold unparalleled maneuverability, with the wheels staying in contact with the ground no matter how far back this machine is tilted! What if it flips, you may ask? Fret not! for the weapon is powerful enough to easily right the entire robot! Even more, Corona drives perfectly upside-down even if the weapon is rendered inoperable (as if anyone could stop it, that is)! Were a horizontal spinner to threaten this glorious machine, a simple, more armored wedge would be used to fend them off! Indeed, there is no other bot as worthy of being champion as a king (just ignore all the glaring flaws)!
Speed: 5
Traction: 3
Torque: 2
Weapon: 13
Armor: 7