I entered this thing in CBC4 as a representative of the Dream Team and never posted it here, probably because it is so stupid. I'm putting it up now because it deserves to be remembered, especially since I'm entering it in another tournament (The Assbot Super Show.)
(Is It Really a) Middleweight: Here Comes The Sun
3 Speed / 1 Traction / 1 Torque / 15 Weapon / 12 Armor
They said it couldn’t be done. They said it shouldn’t be done. They were right about the second part.
Here Comes The Sun is the mythical “vertical rammer” come to terrible, unnatural life. A combat robot without any wheels, tracks, or legs, its spherical surface is covered instead in metal spikes and pneumatic pistons. These pistons have two firing modes: the first is a low-powered, short-travel mode that can be used to roll the robot around by firing the pistons underneath and on the other side of the direction desired. The second is a high power mode that launches the entire robot into the air, so that it can come crashing down, spikes-first, on its bewildered opponent. (All the pistons retract while HCTS is airborne.)
You might say I'm a dream teamer, but I'm not the only one. Little darling, it seems like it's been years since I came up with this stupid concept. Here Comes The Sun, and I say, it’s all right (maybe.)