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MadBull
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Post by MadBull » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:55 pm

A topic for everyone interested in the aggressive haiku, my fictional hobby that turned out to be less fictional than I thought.

Remember, first 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.



Just had a hot bath

A fart precedes a brown fall

I shall bathe again

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Post by NFX » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:58 pm

This is now a thing?
I don't think we needed this,
But I'll still post here.
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Post by The_Angry_Goat » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:00 pm

Prepare for an extremely hostile Haiku:




fuck you, fuck you: fuck

everyone but especially

you, for you're a twat
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Post by Cha0sFerret » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:00 pm

What the hell is this?
That's not aggressive at all!
Fight me IRL.

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Post by ajrobotics » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:03 pm

Tony's Shovearound
Ten Millimetre Hardox
Hugely Overweight

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Post by That Kode Guy » Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:28 pm

Your dumb music tastes
How they make my poor ears bleed
Please go kill yourself

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Post by Cha0sFerret » Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:56 pm

And now for a rude haiku:

Your haikus are bad
And therefore you should feel bad
Zero out of ten
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Post by MadBull » Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:57 pm

came across this and loved it

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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Post by NFX » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:06 pm

My God is the Sun
We get some rules to follow
Queens of the Stone Age
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Post by ajrobotics » Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:37 am

Battle writing tips
"what crap its only a joke"
Who spiked my coffee?

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Post by playzooki » Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:28 pm

what even are haikus
i dont understand these things
can someone explain

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Post by NFX » Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:37 pm

Haikus can be tough
Both to think of and write down
Especially if you can't get the correct number of syllables in the final line
Team Mongoose (358-215)
"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

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Override - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 3 pts
MiDAS - Heats: 19 pts / Finals: 0 pts

it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy

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Post by MadBull » Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:56 am

Badnik the airport
Can a man be an airport?
Only Badnik can

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Post by Meganew » Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:07 pm

I gotta go and
fuck that bitch right inside the
deep dark pussy walls

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Post by Cha0sFerret » Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:12 pm

Thirty-two weapon...
Screw common sense, things must die!
Armor can't save you!

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