MY TURN! I made my serious prediction thread already, I'm just gonna fuck around in this one
Celestial Slayer Division:
1. Tidal Wave - you see his speed? then you see my speed? then you see all that area without any drum on it? Imma be on that area like a fly on a fresh pile of shit for the whole match.
2. Icepick Labotomy - Now is the time when I get to point out that you misspelt Lobotomy
once again, he is laboriously slow compared to me, so I can just avoid the hammer the whole time
3. Tormenter - same as above
4. Rainbow Crash - I mean, one part of the cluster can't even move in a straight line :P
5. Venice Queen - oh this guy gon get rekt by me
6. Veto - as long as I keep my front facing him, I should be able to pull it off. one wrong move and it could get out of hand
The Windmill Division:
1. Blackrose - oh hey look a robot I really didn't want to face. this one'll be close
2. Cheatbot - yeah I'm probably gonna win this one
3. Frequency - same as Veto
4. Rosebud - didn't really want to face this one either, but I could still pull it off
5. Tortoise - I think I have double his speed
Barrier Division:
1. Thunder - this should be interesting actually.
2. Clown Breath - this is a case where I think that having 2 robots will make it possible for me to win, simply because I have 2 spinning bars to break, while I only have to destroy one of his
3. Remi - if I can get around the plow...
4. Whipcoil - ok yeah probably not
5. Om Nom Nomster - dat exposed weapon support tho
6. March or Die - no, trust me guys, I totally got this
Force Feedback Division:
1. Metal 2 - 1 uncontrollable robot vs 2 slow spinners.
2. D.U.D.E - I see some yummy corners
3. Depth Charge II - oh hey look I'm gonna lose again
4. T and T - it me
5. Lyra - actually, his armor's low enough that he's gonna have some issues with me, especially since he's not that much faster
Tank Division:
1. Cloak & Dagger - welp, I didn't want to face this
2. Klarinette - If I can chain together flips, I can win
3. Landkreuzer P1000 - invertable or not, he has pretty much no wedge, while I have one of the shallowest
4. Chimera - I think it'd be funny to see this one face itself. not as funny as T&T, but still funny
5. Undertow (0-0) - I have the speed advantage, and I'm not hampered by a gigantic ass shield
Heart Attack Division:
1. Halberd - eek. but I suppose I might be able to pull it off
2. Escape Plan - usually rear-hinged flippers beat front-hinged ones, yeah?
3. Dr. Feelgood - as long as I can get under I can beat it
4. Hypothermia - the turret on this one scares me, so I'm not sure which way it'll go yet
5. Tellu - Inclined to lean towards me because of my speed advantage, but it'll be a tough one
6. Sparkster - he'll win in a split decision
Eurypterus Division:
1. Dat Dog 2 - I can get around the plow, or under it. whichever I prefer :P
2. Sundown Ranger - this will be close
3. Fourth Horseman - as long as I can avoid the flipper, I should be good
4. In the Red Square Minion - so much exploitable side to wedge underneath
5. Final Boss - also could go either way
Copperhead Division:
1. Khnum - it me
2. Archetype - I shall be avoiding that spinner, thank you very much
3. D'Artagnan - swerve drive or not, I have almost double his speed
4. Bloodlust - Khnum was built to take on this sort of thing
5. Terminal Velocity - not even a hinged wedge on that bot, this'll definitely go my way
6. Mega Plowdozer - close, but inclined to go towards me because of my better speed