Round 1: Road Rage vs. Japanese School Girl

[Area51Escapee]

First up, from Team AC/DC, is the clampbot Road Rage. Known for having the toughest luck in winning a title (still has yet to do so) and repeatedly making it to the finals and semifinals, Road Rage truly has had some tough breaks. However, he's back once again to see if he take that road once again and make things right.


Next up, we have Japanese School from Team Hunga. Arguably the best spinner in CFL history and ranked #2 on the CFL top 100, JSG has become quite a legend. He had back-to-back undefeated championship seasons destroying most everything in his path. With the rammer generation rising once again, it is up to fallen king (or queen, in this case) to reclaim the throne.

[NWOWWE]

Road Rage just doesn't have the armor to keep up here.

[Siphai]

Road Rage has fought JSG many times before and he's never won. With good reason.

[That Kode Guy]

JSG. Seriously, that thing will fuck Road Rage up bad.

[panicattacky2k]

either JSG's 3 speed got hand-waved a lot of we were just retards to not make anything fast enough that could combat it, but fine, JSG only because the matchup hasn't changed.

[Sparkey989]

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Feb 11 2010&#44; 10:16 PM</dd></dl><div> JSG. Seriously, that thing will fuck Road Rage up bad. [/quote]
understatement

[That Kode Guy]

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Sparkey989</dt><dd>Feb 12 2010&#44; 06:51 PM</dd></dl><div> <blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>KodeBreaker</dt><dd>Feb 11 2010&#44; 10:16 PM</dd></dl><div> JSG. Seriously, that thing will fuck Road Rage up bad. [/quote]
understatement [/quote]
Umm...no. Road Rage has decent enough armour to avoid being torn completely to pieces, actually. Just the exterior armour will get chewed up and mechanics taken out after a blow or two. :P

I suppose if the match went on for over 3 minutes, then yeah he'd get completely destroyed, but meh

[succotash_54]

JSG.