Crazy Bots: Blazing Ruin Play-off Results

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Any missing matches will be edited in later

The play-offs battle theme this week will be Young Guns - Bones

LW's

Conqueror vs Annoying Box Rush

Conks is approaching Annoying Box Rush carefully, who seems to be coming out with the forks in this match. Noticing the opening to take control, Conks goes full throttle and angles himself around the forks and gets underneath. From here, Conks drives him directly into the hammers. They give ABR a few good licks before ABR gets away, but he's still facing those forks at Conks, who takes advantage and slips underneath once more. From here, Conks takes full control as he flips ABR over. ABR tries to be aggressive despite being inverted, but Conks is having none of it and shovels him up on the wedge and drives him into the killsaws which grind away on ABR before ABR escapes. Conqueror then has a field day by sending ABR into the hammers once more. Eventually, Conk's accidentally re-rights Annoying Box Rush. ABR then proceeds to use the plow and rams Conk's around, even overturning him. Conk's is struggling to self right as ABR shoves him on top of the killsaws which grind away. But luckily for Conqueror, the buzzer sounds before the count out began. Whose going to the finals here then?

Aggression: 8-7 Conqueror
Damage: 9-6 Conqueror
Strategy: 10-5 Conqueror

Conqueror wins via a 27-18 decision and advances to the LW finals.




BlackRose vs Dr Robotnik

Josh asked for the fucking result, so here it fucking is. Robotniks unique fucking tactic works at fucking first, he gets some great fucking hits in when he fucking collides with Black fucking Rose. BlackRose, however, comes back with some fucking great hits of her fucking own as she rams the fucking fuck outta Dr Ro fucking Botnik. Some good back and forth fucking action between these two fuckers. At the fucking end, Dr Robonik's weapon Fucks itself out and BlackRose gets more fucking rams in. The buzzer fucking sounds and the match ends, fuck you all!!!

Aggression: Assfuck to Butnugget (12-3) to BlackRose
Damage: 12-3 to Dr Robotnik
Strategy: 8-7 BlackRose

Black fucking Rose Fucks Dr Robotnik by a fucking score of 23-22. FUCKERSSS!!!

And an extra note, never ask me to do a match whilst swearing at me, or this happens... Nah! I'm just kidding, we all love each other really, like one big happy family.... peace out.



MW's

Merry Hampton BR vs. Revolutions Per Minute

Well, so Merry backs all the way across the arena... and stops. It looks like he's trying to turn around. RPM however intercepts the turnaround and smacks him pretty damn hard. Well, so much for craftiness, eh Lian? Merry is getting real tired of this shit and just decides to go all-out from here on in. Following his earlier brilliant hit, RPM can't get around the plow for any extended period of time and has to resort to eating that for the majority of the match. And for the other times, he was slammed hard into a spike strip or hammer area. Both of them are pretty damn frisky at the end, but who came out on top? Let's find out!

Aggression: 12-3 Merry Hampton BR
Damage: 11-4 Revolutions Per Minute
Strategy: 8-7 Revolutions Per Minute

Merry Hampton BR wins a 23-22 split decision over Revolutions Per Minute and advances to the MW Finals!!!

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Sarge vs. Stingray

So they crash together! And you know what? Stingray's tactic actually works! ...for a second. Sarge j-hooks out of the way and manages to get under Stingray's forks. He gets a LONG running SLAM into the hammer area, but Stingray amazingly escapes without being hit once. From there Stingray continues to get his puncher into play, but Sarge wiggles free each time and gets slams going. Nick's strategy isn't working as well this time. Eventually Stingray gives up on it and decides to go for the all-out approach, thwacking the bar and getting it whatever shots he can. This is marginally more successful, but Sarge still gets his rams to the hammer and Stingray is looking rather defeated by the end. Or is he? Let's find out...

Aggression: 9-6 Sarge
Damage: 9-6 Sarge
Strategy: 8-7 Sarge

Sarge wins a 26-19 decision over Stingray and advances to the MW Finals!!!


HW's

Spectrum of Eternity vs. Waterloo Sunset

The opening of the fight was pretty interesting, and frankly about as interesting as the fight really got. Spectrum and Waterloo began on a crash course, but Waterloo punched it into reverse with a little more than a yard between the two bots. Unfortunately this doesn