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Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:55 pm
by MadBull
A topic for everyone interested in the aggressive haiku, my fictional hobby that turned out to be less fictional than I thought.

Remember, first 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.



Just had a hot bath

A fart precedes a brown fall

I shall bathe again

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:58 pm
by NFX
This is now a thing?
I don't think we needed this,
But I'll still post here.

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:00 pm
by The_Angry_Goat
Prepare for an extremely hostile Haiku:




fuck you, fuck you: fuck

everyone but especially

you, for you're a twat

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:00 pm
by Cha0sFerret
What the hell is this?
That's not aggressive at all!
Fight me IRL.

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:03 pm
by ajrobotics
Tony's Shovearound
Ten Millimetre Hardox
Hugely Overweight

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:28 pm
by That Kode Guy
Your dumb music tastes
How they make my poor ears bleed
Please go kill yourself

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:56 pm
by Cha0sFerret
And now for a rude haiku:

Your haikus are bad
And therefore you should feel bad
Zero out of ten

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:57 pm
by MadBull
came across this and loved it

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:06 pm
by NFX
My God is the Sun
We get some rules to follow
Queens of the Stone Age

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:37 am
by ajrobotics
Battle writing tips
"what crap its only a joke"
Who spiked my coffee?

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:28 pm
by playzooki
what even are haikus
i dont understand these things
can someone explain

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:37 pm
by NFX
Haikus can be tough
Both to think of and write down
Especially if you can't get the correct number of syllables in the final line

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:56 am
by MadBull
Badnik the airport
Can a man be an airport?
Only Badnik can

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:07 pm
by Meganew
I gotta go and
fuck that bitch right inside the
deep dark pussy walls

Aggressive Haiku

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 7:12 pm
by Cha0sFerret
Thirty-two weapon...
Screw common sense, things must die!
Armor can't save you!