ARC

This thread was quite good
I think it deserves some posts
Also fuck Turgor

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>The_Angry_Goat</dt><dd>Jul 13 2016, 10:39 PM</dd></dl><div>how dare you pollute
this wonderful thread with your
filthy attempts at haiku[/quote]<del>I believe you'll find
the last line of your "haiku"
has six syllables</del>

seven. i can't count apparently

That is a problem
Which can crop up in haiku
Too many sylla

Interesting. I say
Two of those words with one
Not two, making 5

You right daft codger
Those lines you produced just now
Are 6 6 5, fool.

I pronounce things weird
for the middle line is wrong, but
first is not for me
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Now that I am able
let me counter your claim, brad. with
a syllable counter

It's obvious that
Gabe hates melty-fbs.
In truth, I do too.


Jas114 wants
A personal nerf for me.
Why does he exist?

haikus are weird as
i'm not sure if i can do
well i'll sure as hell

Who the fuck is this
Why are you inside my house
That looks like a gun

Viluy, Teresa
doing very naughty things
to each other. Yay.

To freeze a moment
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

(not mine :P)

Cherry Bomb Classic:
Coffee, Exit, Blossom, Ghost,
Viluy - Team Mongoose

First, counteth to three
Then shalt thou lobbest forth thy
Holy Hand Grenade

To melt an ice cube
At the touch of a button
Is no easy task.

Easier than most
Cryoseism catches fire
Of its own accord