Blooperheroes!

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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Superbomb122 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:02 am

Nick turned back to Force in an attempt to save the woman he almost got killed 30 seconds ago.

"In her defense, the damn thing dropped from the blue. She'd been out cold the past 15 minutes."
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by hide » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:05 am

Glancing over to Force, the spirit immediately took action as Force held Faust by the neck, somewhat gliding over to Force:

"I don't think you should do that right now. Stop throwing a hissy fit. We've just gotten texts saying "Kill them immediately", and a warning that something's going to happen in 10 min. I came here to accomplish shit, not fight other team members. Unhand the girl. Now.", as the spirit's eyes glowed ominously.
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Rocket » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:45 pm

"Glowy purple dude's right, Force. We're not getting anything done here and from everything else people have said, we're on the cluck. Clock. Force of habit."

Stay calm, Robyn told herself. Angry people make mistakes. Look at half the people in this room as proof of that. Stay in control.

"Everybody else? We need to pool our resources. Flashback, Black Hole, we need your single-word messages. Redhead demon-expert too when she's got a minute. I don't know about you guys but I actually kinda like it when I know what the flock is going on? So let's find out."

Good. You've got this 'professional hero' voice down pat. Wonder how long it'll take the rest of these guys to figure out you're faking it? In seconds.
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by MadBull » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:50 pm

Brute didn't lay a hand on me in the end, check.

That random teddy bear wasn't a demon, check, good to know I don't actually summon demons in my sleep anymore.

Now some psycho is attacking me over the bear.

"Darling, last time I attacked someone over a teddy bear I was in diapers, I suggest you unhand me now."

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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Superbomb122 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:05 pm

"Right, it's time to give it a rest for now. Doesn't matter who's right if whatever happens in ten minutes kills us all." Nick was starting to realize the gravity of the situation. If the rejects were this powerful, whatever took the real heroes is something else.

"Now as Jackson was saying, we need all the words in order to know what's coming. More than likely, it's something bigger than a damn teddy bear."
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Archangel » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:48 pm

They seemed suitably intimidated. she doubted such a grave error would occur again. she tossed Faust to the ground. Roughly. And stared directly into the sleeping spirit's eyes;

"Punch me. I dare you."

She then turns away from him while swinging her bag around, zipping it open and placing the bear in there in one fluid movement.

"Listen to the chicken themed moron, she's got a point. we also should probably figure out how my possessions are dropping off of my body and falling from the sky." there is clear snark and sass in her voice, more the style one would expect from a 17 year old than someone coming up on 30. "Either we have a traitor, someone is lying, or the building has stuffed bear themed security measures no one bothered to tell us about.

actually what did they bother to tell us about? I didnt bother to read the missive."

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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by hide » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:31 pm

Slightly gliding away, the spirit said: "First off, the teddy bear is your business, since it's your possession and you're the only one who gives a shit about it. All it's done is teleport, and subsequently turn into a chicken. Since something is coming for us in 10 minutes, probably less at this point, I think there's something a tad bit more important than a supernatural teddy-bear owned by a emotionally unstable 28 year old."

"Moving on, let's see if there's any security systems to note, shall we?" Moving on to a nearby terminal, the spirit goes onto it, looking to find cameras or something else useful.
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by The Monsterworks » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:56 pm

With Jackson still somehow asleep even after all of the commotion, his Fighting Spirit walks up to one of the room's half-dozen computer terminals and taps the great big 'Action' key on the touch screen.

The key and Liberty Corps logo promptly disappear, to be replaced by a display offering a number of options, including ' Our Mission', 'Member Bulletins', 'Security Options', 'Member Benefits', 'Member Directory', and 'Help'. It fades into the background almost immediately, however, overlain by a login prompt. 'Please Identify Yourself,' it reads.

Below are three headings: 'Emeritus Members', 'Emergency Members', and 'Candidates'. Under the first are two words: 'Sattameal' and 'Eloric'. The second lists 'Vidda' and 'Lilgorn Hurtend'. However, under the heading 'Candidates', ten familiar aliases appear in alphabetical order, in conspicuous contrast to the other two pairs of seemingly randomly ordered gibberish:

The Amazing Black Hole
Captain Chicken
Faust 2
Flashback
Force
The Magnificent Marvelo
The Narcoleptic
Nick No Knees
Sandy Man
Silent Spring

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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Superbomb122 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:34 pm

This didn't seem right to Nick. The timing of it all suddenly felt suspicious. Everyone comes together, gets time to get a little comfortable with some riddle, and suddenly everyone in the room is told when to expect... something. Now, the console had everyone's names, even the one he took on in prison and rarely used, and a coincidentally perfectly timed countdown.

"This is a setup. I don't know who did it, but someone did. Most likely options are evil hacker or... the Corps are testing recruits." Neither made perfect sense.

"But why would a villain give us notice? That's like shouting 'I'm throwing a fastball you better watch out!'" A short pause. "And why would the Corps suddenly want us when they didn't really see a use for us before?"

Nick readied himself, checking all points of entry. Whatever was happening next, it'd be violent.
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by YSMQTHLQYH » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:52 pm

April really doesn't like that ticking timer in that screen, the fact that the heroes's names are written there gives her an idea

"I wonder what would happen if i were to try to log-in in that system, as apparently we are registered there"
"Then maybe press the button that says 'help'? i don't know but it shouldn't hurt to try"

April then proceeded to attempt just that
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by The Monsterworks » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:21 pm

The moment that April selects her name from the list, the faint, shimmering red light of some sort of scanner sweeps over her face. "Silent Spring recognized," says the same automated female voice from the couch. The options menu unlocks and April duly selects 'Help'.

"Please explain what you would like help with," the voice announces. A fiasco ensues, involving not just April, but also Jackson, Robyn, and Nick.
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Okay, the following bit is IC:
The moment that April selects her name from the list, the faint, shimmering red light of some sort of scanner sweeps over her face. "Silent Spring recognized," says the same automated female voice from the couch. The options menu unlocks and April duly selects 'Help'.

"Please explain what you would like help with," the voice announces.
(whatever you respond here will be posted on the forum, along with the answer)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:14 PM
What options can i ask in this help menu?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:16 PM
All functions that do not involved active security measures or currently classified information are available to members with candidate-level clearance.
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:17 PM
I wonder if this system is connected or straight up is the thing that sent us the messages
Nat TwentyToday at 10:18 PM
That information is classified
RocketToday at 10:18 PM
cap is all like "why did i not do this i am stupid and bad at capes"
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:18 PM
try it if you want
i mean
superbomb122Today at 10:19 PM
Nick wants to know what Black Hole's magic word was
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:19 PM
maybe you got some ideas to do with this thing
Nat TwentyToday at 10:19 PM
Your IQ is listed as 109, which means that you are technically not stupid. You are, however, bad at capes. Yes.
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:19 PM
Does this thing have my IQ too?
superbomb122Today at 10:19 PM
This isn't something I asked the console
Nat TwentyToday at 10:19 PM
The Amazing Black Hole's word is classified information
superbomb122Today at 10:19 PM
HOLD UP
Nat TwentyToday at 10:20 PM
If you have taken an IQ test, yes, the console has that information.
superbomb122Today at 10:20 PM
The computer knows the word
Suspicious
Nat TwentyToday at 10:20 PM
'The Computer' cannot confirm the validity of that statement.
superbomb122Today at 10:21 PM
:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
RocketToday at 10:21 PM
Just confirms what we already knew, which was that whoever sent us text messages is somehow involved with the Corps
superbomb122Today at 10:21 PM
And has classified access to the database
RocketToday at 10:22 PM
Computer, please list all Liberty Corps members able to be accounted for at the present time.
superbomb122Today at 10:22 PM
Which we don't have as reserves
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:22 PM
Out of curiosity
Let me check how much time is left on the timer
Nat TwentyToday at 10:22 PM
There are three minutes and twenty-one seconds remaining on the timer
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:22 PM
long enough (i hope)
Nat TwentyToday at 10:23 PM
Thank you for using this member-access terminal. Do you have any further queries, Silent Spring?
RocketToday at 10:24 PM
"Why us?"
Nat TwentyToday at 10:25 PM
Captain Chicken recognized.
RocketToday at 10:25 PM
"First time for everything."
superbomb122Today at 10:25 PM
lel
Nat TwentyToday at 10:26 PM
Good question! You were selected for candidacy by Executive because, between the ten of you, you possess the abilities with the best chance of getting the job done.
(the timer now reads 2:59)
RocketToday at 10:27 PM
"What's the job?"
Nat TwentyToday at 10:27 PM
Good question!
RocketToday at 10:27 PM
((OOC: Would Cap, a cape geek in excelsis, know who or what Executive is?))
Nat TwentyToday at 10:28 PM
((Cap would be able to guess at who Executive normally is. That may be different at the moment, however, given the current exceptional circumstances))
The current task facing us is to find out what happened to the Liberty Corps' primary membership and work to recover them so that the Corps may continue to carry out its mandate.
superbomb122Today at 10:29 PM
Who is this executive? Namely, are they available?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:31 PM
Nick No Knees recognized.
Current emergency executive consists of Members Emeritus Malatesta and Recoil, Reserve Member Orange Marauder, and Emergency Members David, Kamikaze, and Rolling Thunder.
Currently, four Executive members are onsite.
(the timer now reads 2:08)
Thank you for using this member-access terminal. Do you have any further queries, Nick No Knees?
RocketToday at 10:33 PM
"Sorry, me again: what's the timer for?"
Nat TwentyToday at 10:33 PM
"The timer is for counting down."
superbomb122Today at 10:34 PM
Nick visibly cringes at this moniker uhh, can we speak to a member?
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:34 PM
Ok, i am getting closer and closer to the conclusion that this is just a test and when the timer runs out we won't die immediately
superbomb122Today at 10:34 PM
Oh yeah no doubt
Nat TwentyToday at 10:34 PM
"A member will arrive in one minute and fifty-three seconds"
superbomb122Today at 10:34 PM
Hmm
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:34 PM
hmmm
We have to kill that executive, right?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:34 PM
"Another member is already present"
superbomb122Today at 10:35 PM
What are Orange Marauder's abilities?
RocketToday at 10:35 PM
((Cap should be able to answer that but cannot because I don't have the info))
((Or at least I don't remember it))
Nat TwentyToday at 10:35 PM
Silent Spring recognized.
For the Corps' position on killing, please view our mandate under the Liberty Register preamble.
((It's in the information post, Cassie))
RocketToday at 10:36 PM
"Yeah, Si, the Corps is extremely not okay with killing indiscriminately. You want that, go join a breakaway group in the Nineties. The Nineties fucking sucked."
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:37 PM
Well
if one of the messages has the word executive, or something similar, we might as well know what they are telling us to do
superbomb122Today at 10:37 PM
whispers to others 'We only kill out of discrimination dw'
Nat TwentyToday at 10:38 PM
Orange Marauder is much like a hydromancer, Nick No Knees. Only, she does not control water itself. Rather, she can conjure and manipulate fruit and vegetable juice equal to the amount of water within a five mile radius.
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:38 PM
But then we get the problem of, do we actually have to go trough with that
i hope not
superbomb122Today at 10:38 PM
Hmm
I know the emergency ones
(Wait yeah all are in the post)
(We're good on info)
Nat TwentyToday at 10:39 PM
This information is readily available under Member Registry
(the timer now reads 1:14)
superbomb122Today at 10:40 PM
(derp)
Nat TwentyToday at 10:40 PM
Thank you for using this member-access terminal. Do you have any further queries, Captain Chicken, Silent Spring, Nick No Knees?
superbomb122Today at 10:41 PM
Yeah, uhh, could you just refer to me as Nick?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:42 PM
Of course, Nick.
RocketToday at 10:42 PM
"Who's here with us?"
"Which member of the Executive is here with us, I mean."
Nat TwentyToday at 10:42 PM
Sorry, that information is classified.
Thank you for using this member-access terminal. Do you have any further queries, Captain Chicken, Silent Spring, Nick?
(the timer now reads 0:42)
superbomb122Today at 10:45 PM
Uhh, I'm good. You guys got anything?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:45 PM
You are good. That is why you were summoned here.
superbomb122Today at 10:45 PM
Nick gets into a readying pose and scans the room
RocketToday at 10:45 PM
"I'm here. That is blatantly not true for all of us."
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:46 PM
Can you add a minute to the timer?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:46 PM
The word 'good' has multiple uses, Captain Chicken.
superbomb122Today at 10:46 PM
Good of heart, Ms. 109 IQ
Nat TwentyToday at 10:46 PM
I can add a minute to the timer, Silent Spring.
RocketToday at 10:46 PM
"I didn't mean you, Nick."
Nat TwentyToday at 10:46 PM
However, I will not.
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:46 PM
Fair enough
Nat TwentyToday at 10:47 PM
(the timer reads 0:29)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:47 PM
I am not liking this
superbomb122Today at 10:47 PM
Eh it'll be fine
RocketToday at 10:47 PM
"One last question, just so we can clear this up: who stole Force's teddy bear and threw it at the redhead?"
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:47 PM
Are you sure
superbomb122Today at 10:48 PM
They aren't going to kill ten recruits
SIRENSToday at 10:48 PM
Well
superbomb122Today at 10:48 PM
Especially when only some of us annoy them
SIRENSToday at 10:48 PM
0:29
shit
Nat TwentyToday at 10:48 PM
Executive
SIRENSToday at 10:48 PM
I did do something useful a least
Nat TwentyToday at 10:49 PM
IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN: Emergency Member Hackslash abducted by hostile persons including but not necessarily limited to recognized supervillains Natural Twenty, Big Wing, Sour Cherry Blaster, The Bubbler. Please prepare for incoming orders from executive.
(the timer reads 0:07)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:49 PM
oh no
superbomb122Today at 10:50 PM
God Damnit
RocketToday at 10:50 PM
"... well, flock."
SIRENSToday at 10:50 PM
oh god oh fuck
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:50 PM
we have to do superhero things, right?
Nat TwentyToday at 10:50 PM
Flock is currently recognized as an emergency member. He is not currently on site.
RocketToday at 10:50 PM
"No it's - oh, never mind."
SIRENSToday at 10:51 PM
"Terminal, do you have any proximity functions?"
superbomb122Today at 10:51 PM
Good job One Pun (Wo)Man
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:51 PM
oh god
Nat TwentyToday at 10:52 PM
Sandy Man recognized

That is correct. I possess those features.
superbomb122Today at 10:52 PM
(If Nick dies I'm running One Pun Man)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:52 PM
(lol)
Nat TwentyToday at 10:52 PM
(The timer reads 0:00)

Lights darken slightly. A sound like a wake-up alarm emanates from the terminal
SIRENSToday at 10:53 PM
neato
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:53 PM
not neato
superbomb122Today at 10:53 PM
Muy neato
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:54 PM
para nada neato
SIRENSToday at 10:54 PM
Alright, so either shits bout to go down
or we're getting a message
Nat TwentyToday at 10:54 PM
Candidates, the first part of your test is complete and the executive is on her way. Please enter the completed message that the ten of your received into the field below.
(a new timer begins, set at 1:30)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:54 PM
ANOTHER TIMER!!
superbomb122Today at 10:54 PM
TIMOTHY WHAT IS YOUR WORD
SIRENSToday at 10:54 PM
So, we have "Kill them immediately", which we can sus out easily enough
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:54 PM
y do u do dis to me
RocketToday at 10:55 PM
Oh ffs we're idiots.
Nat TwentyToday at 10:55 PM
You are not all idiots
only some of you
For a listing of current grades, just ask!
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:55 PM
is idiots the key word we are missing?
superbomb122Today at 10:55 PM
raises hand and slacks jaw
Nat TwentyToday at 10:55 PM
it is not
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:55 PM
what are my grades then?
RocketToday at 10:55 PM
"I'm the biggest one of the lot. This is the CORPS, you guys! They don't do killing!"
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:56 PM
or everyone's for that matter
Nat TwentyToday at 10:56 PM
You currently stand at a B, Silent Spring. this is a passing grade.
(the timer reads 1:12)
superbomb122Today at 10:56 PM
returns to regular pose
SIRENSToday at 10:56 PM
Listen, everyone calm down lol
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:56 PM
NO
SIRENSToday at 10:56 PM
Kill them immediately is the starting base
superbomb122Today at 10:56 PM
We only need Black Hole's
SIRENSToday at 10:56 PM
So, we need to build on that
RocketToday at 10:57 PM
"We've been paranoid about them asking us to kill someone we've just met and that's about as far away from the Corps' rules it's not even on the same land mass."
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:57 PM
We also got among and traitorous
RocketToday at 10:57 PM
"Want my guess? I think the missing word is 'don't'."
Nat TwentyToday at 10:57 PM
The Amazing Black Hole: E+
Captain Chicken: A
Faust 2: B-
Flashback: C
Force: F
The Magnificent Marvelo: F
The Narcoleptic: C
Nick No Knees: C
Sandy Man: B+
Silent Spring: B
SIRENSToday at 10:57 PM
Yeah, probably
superbomb122Today at 10:57 PM
I can about suss out the rest
__ among you may be traitorous. Kill them immediately
Nat TwentyToday at 10:58 PM
(the timer reads 0:48)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:58 PM
I am in the top three? what?
superbomb122Today at 10:58 PM
Like one other word in there
SIRENSToday at 10:58 PM
Ooh, thats good
RocketToday at 10:58 PM
Cap dives towards the terminal and types "Some among you may be traitorous, don't kill them immediately."
Nat TwentyToday at 10:58 PM
Nick's scores would've put him in the top three. However, his harm of another member caused him to lose a grade.
superbomb122Today at 10:58 PM
C
Better than my chemistry grade I guess
SIRENSToday at 10:58 PM
"One among you might be traitorous, kill them immediatly"
I think this is a test
to see if we kill someone
superbomb122Today at 10:59 PM
I didn't harm anyone
SIRENSToday at 10:59 PM
and if we do
we fail
RocketToday at 10:59 PM
"Because even if we're treacherous it doesn't matter because this is more important!"
superbomb122Today at 10:59 PM
Force was not hanged
Nat TwentyToday at 10:59 PM
Captain Chicken, this is incorrect.
superbomb122Today at 10:59 PM
Harmed
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:59 PM
WE are still missing a word
RocketToday at 10:59 PM
"... I'll be over there."
SIRENSToday at 10:59 PM
How'd I get a B tho
Nat TwentyToday at 10:59 PM
Sandy Man, you are missing a word
SIRENSToday at 10:59 PM
hmm
Nat TwentyToday at 10:59 PM
please enter one more word.
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:59 PM
also, we don't have to actually have to kill someone
superbomb122Today at 10:59 PM
Might just be traitorous?
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 10:59 PM
it's just a test of how far can we go
SIRENSToday at 10:59 PM
"One among you might be traitorous, don't kill them immediately"
Nat TwentyToday at 11:00 PM
(the timer reads 0:29)
Sandy Man, this is incorrect.
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:00 PM
"One among you might not be traitorous, kill them immediately"
(:V)
Nat TwentyToday at 11:00 PM
Silent Spring. Levity is appreciated.
superbomb122Today at 11:00 PM
"One among you might just be traitorous, kill them immediately"
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:00 PM
What does that word mean?
SIRENSToday at 11:01 PM
humor or frivolity, especially the treatment of a serious matter with humor or in a manner lacking due respect.
Nat TwentyToday at 11:01 PM
Levity means "fun, humour, and a lightening of the situation"
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:01 PM
ah cool
Nat TwentyToday at 11:01 PM
Nick, this is incorrect
(The timer reads 0:11)
SIRENSToday at 11:01 PM
"Someone among you might be traitorous, kill them immediately"
Nat TwentyToday at 11:02 PM
"Sandy Man, this is incorrect."
SIRENSToday at 11:02 PM
reeeeeeeeeee
RocketToday at 11:02 PM
"It's may, by the way, not might. This is a computer, we need to be exact."
superbomb122Today at 11:02 PM
Nah one is the first weird
Word
Nat TwentyToday at 11:02 PM
You are correct. I am a computer.
superbomb122Today at 11:02 PM
Slip of the tongue
SIRENSToday at 11:02 PM
"One member among you might be traitorous, kill them immediately"
superbomb122Today at 11:03 PM
May
Nat TwentyToday at 11:03 PM
Sandy Man, this is incorrect..
SIRENSToday at 11:03 PM
hmmmm
Nat TwentyToday at 11:03 PM
(0:04)
superbomb122Today at 11:03 PM
Among is word 2
Nat TwentyToday at 11:03 PM
I can confirm which words you have correct, if you would like
I offer that service
superbomb122Today at 11:03 PM
Sure
SIRENSToday at 11:03 PM
Yes, please. Thank you
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:03 PM
INB4 none
superbomb122Today at 11:04 PM
lel
Nat TwentyToday at 11:04 PM
One among () ()may be traitorous. Kill them Immediately.
SIRENSToday at 11:04 PM
"One among many might be traitorous, kill them immediately"
superbomb122Today at 11:04 PM
MAY
RocketToday at 11:04 PM
"One among the Executive may be traitorous. Kill them immediately."
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:04 PM
god dammit chicken
superbomb122Today at 11:05 PM
One among the corps may be traitorous kill them immediately
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:05 PM
you faster than me
Nat TwentyToday at 11:05 PM
One moment
processing
superbomb122Today at 11:06 PM
(God just like the movies 4 seconds lasts 2 minutes)
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:06 PM
Did we actually solve it with 1 second left like in the movies too?
SIRENSToday at 11:06 PM
When Dio stops time for 10 seconds but the time stop lasts like a minute
YSMQTHLQYHToday at 11:06 PM
Well
10 seconds or a minute don't mean anything if time is stopped
SIRENSToday at 11:06 PM
lmao
Nat TwentyToday at 11:07 PM
(The timer reaches 0:00)

No correct answer was provided. Evaluation complete. Executive arriving.

The large double doors at the end of the hall open, to reveal...
Shoes click on marble, the sound carrying up to the vaulted ceiling with a pronounced echo. A small, elderly woman enters Liberty Hall, her wispy gray-white hair pulled back in a bun. She comes to a stop, one hand gripping a cane, though she doesn't really appear to need it, and the other holding a tray full of cannoli. She smiles sweetly at the gathered d-list capes as an elderly man materializes beside her from what seem to be a million gossamer-thin threads spread throughout the cavernous room. He slips an arm lovingly under one of hers and the old couple exchanges a smile.

Then, the woman turns her attention back to the other ten people in the room. "Well," she intones, matter-of-factly, "you are just about the worst group of people to call themselves superheroes that I've ever seen. The teddy bear in that little meat puppet's bag," she continues, pointing at Force, "Is stronger than all of you combined, and maybe smarter as well."

"Sweat pea," cautions the old man, "you could play nice, you know. At the very least, most of them tried, and they're risking their lives to be here." He faces the dubious assembly. "For the record, those messages read "One among your number may be traitorous. Kill them Immediately. You didn't kill anyone, so you've all passed, more or less."

"Accidentally," the old woman grumbles, "despite yourselves."

"Sandra..."

She rolls her eyes. "So it's good cop, bad cop, eh?" She turns her head briefly to glance at him. "Can we maybe just fast-forward this bit and get to the point where the 'risking their lives' begins?"

He visibly facepalms. "Sometimes I wonder, dear, if you've really reformed."

'Oh Hank..." She plans a little kiss on his cheek and grins. After a moment, she turns back to face the ten plus teddy bear like they're fresh meat, and she's the grinder. "Cannoli, anyone?"
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by YSMQTHLQYH » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:32 pm

Silent Spring decided to not eat cannoli. She then says:

"So a-all of that tension wi-with the scary timers, only fffor ththiss?"

This did not seem fine in her mind.
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by The Monsterworks » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:43 pm

"Oh, what a sweet, soft girl," says the old woman. "So small, though. You sure you don't want a cannoli? They're fresh."

It's the old man who steps forward, rolling his neck uncomfortably. "Listen, kiddo. I know it seemed harsh, but superhero work's a pressure cooker. We needed to test your moral character and your ability to work under duress because, let me tell you, there's gonna be lots of it. Now, do you think you're up to the task, or not? (Also, you should try Sandra's cannoli. I was hesitant too, at first, but they really are wonderful.)"
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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Archangel » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:46 pm

“Yeah yeah whatever I’ll eat the magic canoli thing that makes me explode or whatever, can’t be any worse than my grandma’s idea of a good meal.”

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Re: Blooperheroes!

Post by Rocket » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:53 pm

Of course we suck, Captain Chicken fumed. Of course we're not working well as a team. We met about a half-hour ago! I'm a cape geek and I know, like, five people here. And that's not including the old heroes from my complete full-holo 1973 Liberty Corps And Affiliates sticker album with Baselard's rookie year. We've been summoned to the Liberty Corps HQ when not all of us are even heroes to try and deal with something that has never happened before and you're surprised we're floundering? No, wait, scratch that, of course you're not. You expect nothing of us, and that's the point. I think we're whatever you could round up that flew under the radar despite having powers that were at least kinda useful. I think you think that even if we're the most godawful collection of sad sacks to walk the earth, and we demonstrably do because we couldn't even organize a group text under time pressure, we might take long enough to die that you can get the real heroes back. Do I have your reasoning right, Malatesta? And if you'll permit a followup question: are you gonna do anything other than point out the completely fucking obvious? Oh, no, wait, you already did. You brought snacks. Well whoop-de-fucking-doo. You lost your power to cast offensive spells but you never lost the desire to cut people dead with a word.

This was all safely in the confines of her own head. Not even all of it at that. Just the unpleasant angry parts that Robyn would let take control later, much later, when she was alone with her thoughts and bright silver at her skin. She said nothing to begin with, not even at the offer of cannoli (rich food made her puke a lot of the time). She stood back, her brightly coloured chicken outfit looking mouldered and broken in the shadow of a statue.

What she said, after quite a long time, was, "I know I'm not fit to be here. What do you want me to do?"

Her voice was quiet, and sad, and oh, so very tired.
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