Golden MADD vs. Broken Tooth
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:52 am
Golden MADD- 3/1/1/16/9
Broken Tooth-6/4/1/10/9(+3 wedge)
Due to some bullshit no time for a pre-match roast. Long story short the sides of his wedge are corner damage and his chassis /ass only have 6 armor, so I do 5 damage to wedge sides and 10 everywhere else. Match starts I'm gonna spin up and hide behind the wall. If I have to scoot side to side to stay mobile I will, but I am not leaving that square until he comes through the door. He has to drive all the way through the entryways to start turning, so this guarantees me a shot to the side. So as soon as his bot is about halfway through, strafe and nail the side. This should do nasty awful things to his mobility (and if he comes through the left it should catch and throw him into a house robot zone). If he's still somewhat mobile after that, sneak behind the other side of the wall and do it again. If it kills him, hit it once more just to be sure. If neither happen and by miracles of god the match is still on, take it to the center of the arena. It'll be limping from the first hit no matter what and it doesn't have the armor to survive a full match of hits so it's just a matter of time at that point. Stay the fucking hell away from the lobotomizers, I would rather take a hit from the other hazards. If the match ends quickly go and hit the nurse for shits and giggles.
Broken Tooth-6/4/1/10/9(+3 wedge)
Due to some bullshit no time for a pre-match roast. Long story short the sides of his wedge are corner damage and his chassis /ass only have 6 armor, so I do 5 damage to wedge sides and 10 everywhere else. Match starts I'm gonna spin up and hide behind the wall. If I have to scoot side to side to stay mobile I will, but I am not leaving that square until he comes through the door. He has to drive all the way through the entryways to start turning, so this guarantees me a shot to the side. So as soon as his bot is about halfway through, strafe and nail the side. This should do nasty awful things to his mobility (and if he comes through the left it should catch and throw him into a house robot zone). If he's still somewhat mobile after that, sneak behind the other side of the wall and do it again. If it kills him, hit it once more just to be sure. If neither happen and by miracles of god the match is still on, take it to the center of the arena. It'll be limping from the first hit no matter what and it doesn't have the armor to survive a full match of hits so it's just a matter of time at that point. Stay the fucking hell away from the lobotomizers, I would rather take a hit from the other hazards. If the match ends quickly go and hit the nurse for shits and giggles.