Danger Noodle vs. Tax Cutter

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Danger Noodle vs. Tax Cutter

Post by Hooray For Lexan » Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:12 pm

...this bot again? Fuck it. Time to either make the finals or go out in style!

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Danger Noodle vs. Tax Cutter

Post by That Kode Guy » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:45 pm

overcutter. tax cutter isn't a thick boi. he can easily hit the drum inverted.

i get the feeling he really wants me to go flying, because he tried that shit last match iirc. well, the issue is that he is only going to do 3 damage to my weapon, while i do 5 damage to his. even if he comes out better from the collision, which isn't saying much because he has like 3 traction or around that (it's near mine)... even so, his weapon is going to be severely compromised. he's taking advantage of fuckin bupkis. i'm sorry, i'm not being arrogant, forgive me plz ;-;

go after his drum. shred it, remove the danger (noodle). then destroy him. don't be tempted into going after his wheels. fuck up his drum. pronto.

not much to do it than that.

sorry for the late-ish (for me) rps btw, haven't had the best night. love you all.

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