Danger Noodle:
Speed: 5
Traction: 3
Torque: 1
Armor: 8 (the drum itself is a spinning part with a diameter less than the robot's long axis, so it has a weapon armor of 12)
Weapon: 13
Allahu Akbar:
Speed: 1
Torque: 1
Traction: 1
Armor: 1
Weapon: 32
Analysis: Umm... lol. So, basically AA is nearly immobile, and will self-destruct on initial contact. So what I need to worry about is making sure I survive the first hit. So...
Strategy: Spin up and carefully advance across the arena, making sure to avoid wheel lift. Take advantage of his low speed and carefully line myself up so that his bar hits the center of my drum - this ought to be a flat surface impact. If all goes well, I should still be moving after that hit, and he won't.
Good luck, and may the best robot win!
Danger Noodle vs. Allahu Akbar
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Danger Noodle vs. Allahu Akbar
Move forward, hit his corner, kill him and myself in a glorious shower of explosions, then pull a new AA out of my ass for Week 11.