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<big> <big> Morality RP </big> </big> right heres how shit is going to go down black angel will go out first and aim for one side of the wheels. white devil will hang back while angel does this. if necroblade attacks the angel, devil will come in and fuck up necroblade's wheels. if necroblade does n...

<big> <big> Final Boss RP </big> </big> i have more main body armour and a much better weapon. i also have a better wedge as i can push it into the ground. box rush him at the start and then ram and lift him into hazards. if i get flipped drive away and then self right. don't drive into hazards, don...

<big> <big> Skeeter RP </big> </big> I may be lightly armored: this cannot be gainsaid, yet even so am I both fast and speedy. Both fast and speedy am I, and possessed of a mightily armored stinger. This shall be the mighty lance with which I shall strike down my weak and unworthy opponent, spin as ...

<big> <big> Krieg RP </big> </big> So i can use my strafing advantge and weight distrubtion to get to the sides and do some damage, if i get flipped over just drive into meat with my drums so i can flip over. Use my strafing wheels to avoid meat at the last second and use my feeder wedges to get cor...

<big> <big> True Hero RP </big> </big> Ugh... this is why i don't like to use other people's equipement, anyway, at least this ugly thing has decent stats, if not for that excuse of a weapon, alright then, let's go for the good old flanking tactic, especially when this has actual torque, he of all p...

So...uh, those last few fights from round four. Maybe we can redistribute them between us? I really don't want this to die.

<big> <big> Angry Goat II RP </big> </big> A deranged looking Canadian came into the office with the offer of a job. He had the kind of face that looked like he lost fistfights on the regular, but beauty doesn't pay the bills and I can't be picky. He fed me the details of the case. Some lunatic Japa...

I just wanna take a second to thank Dylan for the awesome new theme music he posted. Ya, and the sleuthing thread is up and is a great success so far.

The Detectives' Lounge Welcome to the detectives' lounge. As you walk in, you are immediately assailed by a miasma of cigarette and cigar smoke. It's everywhere and there's no escaping it. However, soft but intense jazz music that sounds oddly familiar also wafts through the air and voices rise and...

<big> Twirley-Coyote RP </big> Hit N' Miss V.S Twirley Coyote Spin up. Matador him if he boxrushes me and charges at me. I can outdrive him. He'll be a bit slidy due to his low traction, so i mainly have to do is to matador him if he charges at me. Avoid the hazards. If he touches me, i'm fucked. So...

The tournament is now active. Thanks to all who signed up&#33; Here are a few additional details, now that the investigation is underway: 1) Winning teams will get to learn who they were RPing against in their next PM, so they can better start to piece together the bracket should they choose to....

Alright, you bunch of no good lowdown dirty crooked rotten bastards, it's time to find out just who the worst of the worst is. It's time for... http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/whodunnit/images/f/f5/Whodunnit_Black.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20130625033022 Each week, you'll fi...

1. Neither of us will high-center the other. 2. The weight of my wedge is more focused, so it'll probably get under his. 3. He has more torque, but I have more speed and better (perfect) control. 4. Accordingly, use that speed to get to him from an angle and wedge him, so he'll have at least one whe...

A bit less than 12 hours remaining before submissions are due and this thing starts. Alex V and HDiT, here's hoping you get entries in on time&#33;

Thanks all for the burst of eleventh hour interest. The tournament has been expanded to sixteen teams and that will be a hard cap. Oh ya, remember to pick numbers for your robots as well, since that'll determine which other robots you'll RP for. Thanks&#33;