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My weapon is better and will help me score more aggression points. My wedge is better as it has more weight pushing down due to the wheels acting as a hinge so the weight at the front is pushing down. At the beginning of the fight, I'll ram him, and if I get under, I will push and then flip him into...

GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OL' RUB IV: YOUR MUM IS A WHORE: THE HOBBYWEIGHT EDITION OF THE FOURTH VERSION OF PLAYZOOKI'S MAGNUM OPUS, GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB, FEATURING NOT ONE, BUT TWO HILARIOUS PICTURES OF AINSLEY HARRIOTT ON THE ACTUAL ROBOT ITSELF - PICK UP YOUR PALETTE KNIFE AND WORK THAT INTO...

Yes

predicting jordan spieth this week

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Madman</dt><dd>Apr 2 2017, 01:28 PM</dd></dl><div>I missed all the fun, didn't I? Ya, a rendering contest sounds legit. We should have divisions too based on the major apps that people use to render.[/quote]does this mean i win the rhino 2.0 division

if you punch yourself in the face and get knocked out are you hard or soft?

entries in order of weightclass
dead
march or die
morbid
shit shw part vi (montgomery yellow jesus was robbed)

these are all totally new and original designs so i will have to spend lots of time revising every detail until i post them.

for fucks sake that would have been the perfect fight to retire on

ok so he's probably got some good rp or something idk i haven't read it but here's my strategy to end all strategies:

Ingredients
For the rice and peas
25g/1oz butter
2 spring onions, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, peeled and crushed
100ml/3

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>GF93</dt><dd>Mar 13 2017, 04:21 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>playzooki</dt><dd>Mar 13 2017, 11:06 AM</dd></dl><div>also can we not ban robots that have made the playoffs before because i'll eventually run out of robots to ...

<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>The Monsterworks</dt><dd>Mar 13 2017, 11:16 AM</dd></dl><div>Humblebrag ftw. Also yeah, I was considering just opening it up to all robots. That's what I'll probably do unless people are strongly against it.[/quote]that wasn't even supposed to be a humble...

if you had a much less lenient version of the rb2 rp rules i would probably enter. also can we not ban robots that have made the playoffs before because i'll eventually run out of robots to re-enter

can we rig it so mike hunt wins a race for comedy value

My speed:traction ratio is better so I will have more control. I also have much more main body armour, so I will take less damage from hazards. My wedge is better as it has more weight pushing down. At the beginning of the fight, I'll ram him, and if I get under, I will push and then flip him into a...

My weapon is more powerful than his thwack, so I will be able to deal more damage to them than he will to me. His chassis armour is five points lower than my weapon power so I will be able to do lots of damage to his chassis and get a knockout. I also have a much better speed:traction ratio. At the ...