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Week 3 (this post is a placeholder.) Featherweight Nikkousen vs SPINNERFOOD Before the fight starts, it should be noted that SPINNERFOOD actually has 14 weapon instead of 15 due to it's flails. Anyway, SPINNERFOOD first tries to carefully maneuver it's move against Nikkousen as the latter rushes and...

Week 2 (this post is a placeholder.) Featherweight PTS vs Chinesium Ok im sorry but I’m not just going to let you have the perfect height for any opponent you face if you don’t bother to render it at all, and you’re not even saying your doing that you’re saying you’re able to angle it somehow nah br...

fuck it i need an excuse to get off my ass

Don't Step On Snek

tiny 30lber whipcoil without a plow and also without a soul

Speed: 8
Traction: 7
Torque: 4
Weapon: 3 (2/2 upper/lower jaw)
Armor: 8

looks pretty good tbh

Week 1 (results are incomplete for now. keep an eye on this thread) Featherweights Galactic Terror vs LARGE I gotta say it really doesn’t look like the omnis are touching the ground – I’ll give benefit of the doubt there because I’m not an asshole, but frog is still right in that generally speaking...

The following teams/robots must declare configurations to their opponents by Wednesday at 11:59 or risk forfeiting: Badnik: Immolator, Night Slasher Trihunter: Runaway Rabbit Wolf: Avast! Noah: Mean Bean Machine, D13, MURDERFACE, Tongue of the Fatman Billy: Darwinian Predator, Mecha Shapeshifter, Da...

let's get this show on the road.

First things first: Due to the large signups window I want to do this.

Every competitor that is planning on competing must post in this thread to confirm your interest. Please do this by October 13.

Team Ignition

number 20

entry: something stupid, probably

nice! NP: Speed: 5 Weapon: 14 Armor: 7 Traction: 3 Torque: 1 MS: 16/1+5/1/2/10 (+2 teeth) another day, another melty brain fight. i've been fighting this matchup on the other end all season in the heavyweights so if anyone should know this matchup inside and out it's me. Doomerang couldn't flank Bla...

grand finals time, heh. bit ironic i'm fighting a melty brain here considering everything, but that gives me the advantage here because i've been driving melties longer than anyone else. i know the ins and outs of the bot type and how they don't win, and this right here is a melty's worst nightmare....

i'm not winning this fight and i dont want to expend brainpower on it so i'll concede third

congrats hfl

NKC Speed: 7 Weapon: 5 Armor: 11 (+2 to the wedge) Traction: 5 Torque: 2 Abyss 4/2/1/16/7 Abyss here is pretty similar to White Cat, who i beat pretty handily a while back. Only difference being, Abyss doesn't kill itself in five hits. Move in quickly at the start, aiming my pontoon wedges at the ga...

NP: Speed: 5 Weapon: 14 Armor: 7 Traction: 3 Torque: 1 Circuitz: 10 speed / 8 traction / 5 torque / 4 weapon / 3 armour undercutter mode. Pretty oddball fight, this. i can imagine she'll want to get around to my back end and go for the instant flip, most likely using the long extend-o spatula whatev...

D2 wedge, for sure. he forfeited last time we met so i have no idea how our two robots are going to react to each other. he only has 3 weapon above my wedge so i don't have to worry about taking too much damage here. i'm not losing much by box-rushing here as he's gonna get spun up right off the bat...

i can anticipate whirlpool starting inverted here, since that makes it harder for me to aim at its chassis and also lets it strike my wedge more easily. whirlpool is very cleverly set up for a horizontal spinner, but it still only has 4 speed to my 7 and worse control stats all around. there should ...