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by Madman
Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:59 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Disgruntled Ceiling Fan vs. Savage:
Replies: 1
Views: 357

Disgruntled Ceiling Fan vs. Savage:

Savage: 7 speed / 5 traction / 2 torque / 7 weapon / 9 armour (+5 plow) vs. Disgruntled Ceiling Fan: 5 speed / 2 traction / 1 torque / 14 weapon / 8 armour <hr /> 1. His control is really bad. He won't be able to execute any precise maneuvers. 2. My plow can completely stonewall his spinner. 3. He n...
by Madman
Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:43 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Black Dog vs. Calvin
Replies: 1
Views: 499

Black Dog vs. Calvin

Black Dog: 6 speed / 4 traction / 1 torque / 14 weapon / 5 armour (+1 drum) vs. Calvin: 8 speed / 6 traction / 1 torque / 7 weapon / 8 armour <hr /> 1. Calvin has 7 weapon power, but it's listed as a clamper and not a crusher in its entry post. That means that its jaws close super fast, but they won...
by Madman
Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:27 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: The Police Terror vs. Hellhound V
Replies: 0
Views: 281

The Police Terror vs. Hellhound V

Hellhound V: 8 speed / 8 traction / 4 torque / 1 weapon / 9 armour (+2 plow) The Police Terror: 4 speed / 3 traction / 1 torque / 15 weapon (+2 flipper) / 7 armour <hr /> Come out hard and fast and smash him in the teeth. I have double his speed, better control, and 4 times the torque. His spinner w...
by Madman
Mon Jun 19, 2017 2:42 pm
Forum: Drowning City Production Studio
Topic: The New Blood Championship
Replies: 9
Views: 7397

The New Blood Championship

Fuck all y'all, your extended families and your dead ancestors: TRG's flagship design is back for its fifth iteration and ready to guard the Gates of Tartarus once more. It's <big>[font=papyrus]<big> <big> <big>Hellhound V</big> </big> </big>[/font]</big> http://i.imgur.com/2mbeksS.png http://i.imgu...
by Madman
Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Savage vs. Tundra Fox
Replies: 0
Views: 310

Savage vs. Tundra Fox

Fuck it. Come out with the hammer, drive around his very long sides and take advantage of my massive drive train edge and his ocean liner turning circle to do so. Drop the hammer repeatedly on the large, vulnerable expanse of his chassis and KO him with four corner damage per hit. Avoid his tiny dru...
by Madman
Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:23 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Herzeleid vs. Talons Out!
Replies: 0
Views: 349

Herzeleid vs. Talons Out!

<big><big><big> Plow configuration </big></big></big> <hr /> Box rush the fuck out of him. Hit him at a slight angle to avoid his skids getting under me. Shove him around. Smother him. Plow him into corners and walls nonstop. Kill his drum and lift and flip him once he's spun down. Try to turn him t...
by Madman
Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:14 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Hellhound V vs. Blue Zenith
Replies: 1
Views: 288

Hellhound V vs. Blue Zenith

I'm a brick. He's a spinner. Do what bricks do against spinners. Start with my spikes off. Rush him, but watch for him to try to start backwards and/or whip his blade around at me. He's obviously going to try to get around the plow. If he uses his wedge, I think that mine is bulkier and will get und...
by Madman
Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Corporate Interests vs Black Dog
Replies: 1
Views: 264

Corporate Interests vs Black Dog

Uber-brick with 9 speed vs spinner. Seems pretty cut and dried, huh? Try to keep an open mind as you read this, though. Black Dog's pretty quick itself, hard-hitting, and has the better wedge. 1. Box rush him. IDC if my drum is quite up to full speed. I'm mainly looking to flip him and maybe score a...
by Madman
Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:39 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Hellhound V vs. Mercenary Captain
Replies: 0
Views: 290

Hellhound V vs. Mercenary Captain

I have a brick. He has a spinner. Rush, smother, watch for a dodge, reverse start trickery, or some kind of pivot. Rush, smother, smash. Smash some more. Smother. <del>Add a pinch of garlic, some salt, and a chive.</del> He'll get high ended on the plow, so j-hooking isn't a thing here. Once I have ...
by Madman
Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:33 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Black Dog vs. Copperhead
Replies: 0
Views: 287

Black Dog vs. Copperhead

I have a lot more speed than him, better weight distribution, better feeder wedges (his are steep and a half), and will be able to drive inverted. Come out fast-ish, angle in, and smack his supports with corner damage to flip him and kill his drum. Try not to go drum-to-drum. If he gets flipped and ...
by Madman
Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:27 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Endless Clowns vs Savage
Replies: 1
Views: 456

Endless Clowns vs Savage

<big><big><big><big> Hammer Configuration </big></big></big></big> EC's control and torque are poor. Mine are better. Use that to approach from a slight angle. 12 corner damage vs 6 body armour = OHKO. She can't OHKO me (I have no corners and can easily j-hook off of her huge feeder wedge). Hit her ...
by Madman
Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:19 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Talons Out! vs Noothgrush
Replies: 1
Views: 372

Talons Out! vs Noothgrush

Plow on. Brick vs spinner things. Drive smart. You know the drill. Fuck, I am so goddamned sore.
by Madman
Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: Old Signups
Topic: Cherry Bomb Classic
Replies: 31
Views: 21553

Cherry Bomb Classic

<hr /> <big><big> Hobbyweight </big></big> <hr /> <big><big><big><big>[font=papyrus]<big> T i g e r </big>[/font]</big></big></big></big> http://i.imgur.com/yuikFeE.png http://i.imgur.com/I7mMSLj.png This is a fully invertible 8WD brick. The hinged plows are on a limiter and can be attached facing e...
by Madman
Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:08 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Hellhound vs. Drunken Master
Replies: 1
Views: 403

Hellhound vs. Drunken Master

Hammer blocker on. If I lose the bonus, I lose the bonus. Come straight at him and be ready for him to try to strafe to the side or circle strafe. Immediately use my better speed and (much better) control to turn into his flank and lift just a couple of inches. Mecanums don
by Madman
Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:06 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Wulven vs. Hoarfrost
Replies: 1
Views: 412

Wulven vs. Hoarfrost

My wedge and control are both better and his drivetrain is compromised if he gets wedged. Make this about maneuverability and angle in when he oversteers if I have to, but otherwise, approach him head on, get under, and slam him. Slam him again for good measure. Slam him some more just for kicks. If...