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Something mildly self-indulgent about how people should care about my shitty old bots. <big><big><big>Hellhound I</big></big></big> V1: https://i.imgur.com/cgA58oa.png https://i.imgur.com/SHRpySc.png This was the only paint bot that I ever drew. Still one of the cleanest looking paint bots I've ever...

This thing was supposed to be viking-themed and named after a particularly brutal form of execution practiced by the ancient Norse, but partway through I decided to go for an early 60s space age aesthetic, and ya... <big><big><big><big><big><big> [font=monotype corsiva] Blood Eagle [/font] </big></b...

In the barren deserts of southern Patagonia there is no sleep, no respite from the freezing cold, the harsh glare, and the endless day. You look up and find yourself in the land of the... <big><big><big><big><big> [font=palatino linotype]Midnight Sun[/font] </big></big></big></big></big> https://i....

7--5 7--3 4--1 0--15 12--6 <hr /> First, I'll start with the long wedges on and the skids and teeth off, since they're pointless in this fight. I have a significant speed edge and more than double his traction. My control is perfect and his is poor, which is exacerbated by how high up his spinner is...

Ready to melt faces. Alternate configs are listed in the signups and linked in the albums. I'm not going to post eight self-indulgent pictures of each bot for people to have to scroll past, though that'd be fun. I'll trust that they're gonna be adults and click the titles to see the albums.

<table><tr><th> Hellhound V </th><th> The Animals </td></tr><tr><td>Speed: 8 Traction: 8 Torque: 4 Weapon: 1 Armour: 9 (+2 front)</td><td>(each half) Speed: 8 Traction: 7 Torque: 3 Weapon: 0 Armour: 6 </td></tr></table> <hr /> I beat him last time even though he had a sound strategy and basically th...

Holy shit&#33; I won&#33; Black Dog for the win&#33;

(and now for the flood of imitators)

Nice writeup too. Feels so good to smack those SJWs around like they deserve.

<del>Eat a dick, Alex&#33;</del> Good fight fam&#33;

I could write an essay and just spam adjectives with positive and dynamic sounding adjectives, but I just won't. 1) I'm the faster, more maneuverable robot with the better wedge, and can either press or angle in more easily if I need to. His front is chassis wedge aside from his narrow flipper. He'l...

Alex won our last fight, so I don't think he's going to change very much. He's obviously going to have his skids off, try to be aggressive, and probably try to hit drum to drum. First, if he takes White Knight's skids off, he's literally taking its drivetrain off, and his drum will be hitting the fl...

Tumbling straight out the back of a limousine, high as shit after snorting an 8ball of coke and struggling to do up his sequined belt buckle while not strangling himself with his feathery scarf after banging a half-dozen groupies, it's... <span style="display:block;text-align:center"> <bi...

First: I'm going clamp, so Brad knows I'm after his claws. I imagine he'll start with one or both of them turned around, to give me less to grab. Second: He can wreck my wheels with his drum, so he's probably going to try to do it, predictably. My wheels are really damned far back, and it'll be a re...

First: Brad's not dumb and is going to adjust to the gyroscopic maneuvering that I employed to beat him last time. Dare I say he'll make it a cornerstone of his RP. Second: It was Black Dog's width, slipperiness, excellent wedge, and good drivetrain that really won it the last fight Those are still ...

Chuffed. So, looking ahead, here are my predictions: 1) The top spot is a two team race between Alex and Gabe, so suddenly that Armageddon&#33; final really matters. 2) Dylan, Alex V, and Brad are all in contention for the third spot. Brad managed to stay close enough by the end of the regular s...

I was going to post in the CFL Rankings Discussion thread, since I think it's stupid to have two separate threads for this stuff, but apparently we should because they're different.

Anyway: Rankings Update NAO&#33;

Nah, fam. No salt here, just beef. Anyway, I've stolen his whitewalls and am using them for nefarious ends.