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Eugh. The metagame is so out of whack right now. So many walkers and exploit bots in general. It's terribad. All of my actual cute and colourful robots can't repel firepower of that magnitude. If you ask me, walking deathspinners are like... <big><big><big><big>[font=papyrus] Literally the Devil [/f...

Eugh. Walking deathspinners are like, literally the Devil.

Sometimes, you've just gotta know when you're gonna get roflstomped. <div class='spoiler_toggle'>patented Killjoy Syndicate spoiler strategy incoming</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> If he box rushes me, then he'll have a lot of momentum. I can strafe. Do that, af...

1. spin2win
2. ???
3. PROFIT&#33;

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Alternately...</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">
1. Spin like...so fast.
2. Hit him like...so many times.
3. Win like...so much.
4. Go to the playoffs somehow lol.
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Okeee, so my internet shat out just as I was about to log in and post this. Anyway

Move side to side to go for those juicy corners and dodge a box rush. Stay spun up and the wind from it should keep his flames from reachign me and start a fire tornado&#33; Hit him like I'm Inigo Montoya and he killed my father&#33;

He'll probably go with his clamp configuration, which has a lot of armour. I can still do three corner damage to it, which is like five flat surface damage, since he has plenty of nice, juicy corners. His control also isn't great, so countering Noothgrush strafing to his corners isn't going to work ...

- He'll try to OOTA me, obviously, but otherwise can't do any damage at all. - I can do sooo much damage (like 7) in one hit, I'm invertible, and he doesn't have the speed to box rush me. He may be faster, but his edge isn't huge to the point where he can just dominate and smother. - Use side-to-sid...

Lose with dignity.

So he

Kinda lost interest sorta.

I'm still up for FW, but nothing else. My LL, MW, and HW spots go back to Danielle.

Time to theorize:

Laz is RPing for the Ainsley Harriot meme bot. It must've taken a huuuuge effort for him not to just go full meme with that.

I'm tempted to make a theory about the Killing Time RP, but I'm going to hold off for now.

<big> <big> <big>Skeeter</big> </big> </big> (15) http://i.imgur.com/S5QO3My.png It's the world's biggest, ugliest mosquito, whipped up by yours truly at the last second for Whodunnit using scrap parts from my brother. I don't expect this POS to do much, but it's fast, fully invertible, and can str...

<big> <big> <big>Skeeter</big> </big> </big> http://i.imgur.com/S5QO3My.png It's the world's biggest, ugliest mosquito, whipped up by yours truly at the last second for Whodunnit using scrap parts from my brother. I don't expect this POS to do much, but it's fast, fully invertible, and can strafe, ...

What's in the Box?