"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and variations thereon. The world is about to end. Who wants that to not happen?
George, boot up exposition protocol ZZ9. The one with the extra expressive holograms. We need to convey a lot of nonsense in very little time."
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- Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:51 pm
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- Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:19 pm
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"You know, this sort of thing used to come so much quicker to me. I really must be getting old... George, attend to the rabble upstairs and put those Level 1 loons on distraction duty. Tell them to seek out Sikander's new stronghold and to give the git as much grief as possible. I don't expect ...
- Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:24 pm
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"Hmmmm…
Let's go with manual. It would be nice to see the look on that smug git's face when his own ingenious contraption collapses into farts right in front of me.
Come on, friends! Time's a-wasting and I'm getting cabin fever in this bowls basement! Where do we go now?"
Let's go with manual. It would be nice to see the look on that smug git's face when his own ingenious contraption collapses into farts right in front of me.
Come on, friends! Time's a-wasting and I'm getting cabin fever in this bowls basement! Where do we go now?"
- Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:52 pm
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As Vengeance inspects the machine, he gets a reasonable idea of what the contraption does; essentially it seems like it could funnel a short burst - perhaps 10 minutes - of all of these arbiters combined powers into Sikander once per day. It looks fairly complex, but there are a few options here - ...
- Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:37 pm
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The minions unhook the arbiters but they seem lifeless, as if some propelling force has left them, but as you do so, some gauges adjacent to their tanks drop to zero. They just slump to the floor, and while a quick inspection reveals nothing wrong with them physically, it seems like they would have...
- Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:26 pm
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As the cage is bust open and his villainous compatriots free themselves from the confines, the Professor turns his attention to the larger door, and after a few minutes of tinkering, the whole thing pops open, revealing a much larger complex within. It is a not insubstantially sized base and the vi...
- Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:58 pm
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Reaching the lawn, it seems the fire has burnt through a covering to reveal a hidden passage below, and as this seems to fit the description of where the rest of the Guild were located, he heads on down. It's not lo...
- Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:26 am
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Vengeance spins round the corner and blasts another aged assassin with a blast of fire, while the original leader ducks behind a pillar of his own. "Tell you what, throw in a company car, an expenses card and I...
- Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:24 pm
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"(Flamethrower, flamethrower! ) I can assure you that it is always fun to henchman for me, good sir. The refills are free, the dental package generous and the Secret Santa involves secretly mugging Santa! You don't get that over at Boxmore, I can tell you that for a tin of biscu...
- Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:25 pm
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"Oh, this is degrading... Right! Cane to club mode, crystal whip on standby and aim for the knees! George, get broadcasting! All frequencies, all mediums, all comers welcome! Good, bad, neutral, human, Zygon, telephone sanitizer! Just get the word out&...
- Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:20 pm
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"Good afternoon. I'm pest control. I'm here to remove the criminal masterminds in your basement. Here is a diamond each. We were never here. Come, George! Oh, and I think you misheard me earlier. ' Open to all beings of all species and all alignments ', I said. I didn't just want you to...
- Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:40 pm
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>"Greetings to you City of Melded. My name is Sikander and I currently have control of the Castle of Doomforall. As it stands I have access to the basic functions of this intriguing structure, but as a Combatant...
- Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:23 pm
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>George scans his records and it seems as if Sikander initiated three other simultaneous teleports to a certain underground location... the energy involved suggests it wasn't including your draco-lich friend, at tele...
- Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:18 pm
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>His cane transforms in a moment and the Professor rights himself via a barrel roll and hangs in the air above Melded as he checks on George. As he examines his mechanical minion, he can see how Sikander was able to ...
- Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:13 pm
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<blockquote class='quote_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Vengeance, Kireepins and Pintail turn to Sikander and attack with the full force of their powers - blasting away at the jar, but the "glass" casing appears to be far tougher than expected, and much as they...