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by Killjoy
Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:51 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: TRiP vs DBC electric boogaloo rematch
Replies: 1
Views: 572

Re: TRiP vs DBC electric boogaloo rematch

He's probably gonna do some whole bitch strategy like "avoid her front, ineffectually boop her side, and run away. Rewind and replay." He thinks that's how you win a fight. Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids. No. You win a fight by hurting the other dude. He has a big speed edge, yada yada. You know he...
by Killjoy
Sun May 10, 2020 1:48 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 MW Quarterfinals: (4) Magnolia Grande vs (5) Momma Bear
Replies: 1
Views: 139

Re: CBC4 MW Quarterfinals: (4) Magnolia Grande vs (5) Momma Bear

No stats. Alex has already used those to flex a bunch. His plan's probably something like: hit Momma and knock her away, she's too slow to smother me, obliterate the cubs if they come close with my blade of doom. Insert a whole bunch of stat arguments that make it impossible for Jules to win yada ya...
by Killjoy
Sat May 09, 2020 11:00 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 FW Quarterfinals: (1) CIRCUITZ vs (9) Finishing Move
Replies: 1
Views: 164

Re: CBC4 FW Quarterfinals: (1) CIRCUITZ vs (9) Finishing Move

MFW I draw a hard counter in the first round of playoffs: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/438/093/ee8.jpg Okay listen up. I've already tried everything I've got against Alex's latest "totally not tryhard hehe just bein' experimental gaiz™" bot. I got annihilated. So, it's time for ...
by Killjoy
Sat May 09, 2020 10:25 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Rumble in Da Jungle: TRiP vs Avanti!
Replies: 1
Views: 180

Rumble in Da Jungle: TRiP vs Avanti!

Me IRL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifv-3aSEckA ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Me: 3 speed / 1 traction / 1 torque / 16 weapon / 9 armour (+1 wheels) Him: 8 speed / 7 traction / 3 torque / 0 weapon / 12 armour ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ He has no weapon, meaning that his only real ...
by Killjoy
Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:36 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Rumble in Da Jungle: TRiP vs Dead Baby Cannon
Replies: 1
Views: 188

Rumble in Da Jungle: TRiP vs Dead Baby Cannon

He has no weapon, meaning that his only real offense is to push me. He has a huge footprint from above, making him easier to hit than his speed would suggest. One hit kills him. Basically be a flailing ball of death, doom, and neons. Win aggression by showing zero fear of him. Sirens has to last 3 m...
by Killjoy
Sat Apr 25, 2020 10:30 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4: Here Comes The Sun vs. Momma Bear
Replies: 1
Views: 193

Re: CBC4: Here Comes The Sun vs. Momma Bear

He has no way of actually demonstrating control or aggression. He just kind of bounces around. He has a very good chance of sending himself out of the arena or into those corner hazards. Position my bots to bait him into doing just that. Make Momma go after him really aggressively and keep the cubs ...
by Killjoy
Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:24 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Rumble in Da Jungle: TRiP vs Night Slasher
Replies: 1
Views: 192

Rumble in Da Jungle: TRiP vs Night Slasher

TRiP: 3 speed, 1 traction, 1 torque, 16 weapon, 9 armour (+1 wheels) Night Slasher: 7 speed, 5 traction, 2 torque, 8 weapon, 8 armor Hmmm I think I'll go full murderhobo. I one shot him with power to spare. He doesn't have a lot of hope of controlling me because of my loopy shape and lolorbital hamm...
by Killjoy
Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:23 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC MW R6: Dragonfist vs. Momma Bear
Replies: 1
Views: 189

Re: CBC MW R6: Dragonfist vs. Momma Bear

Momma's Home Cookin': 4/2/1/0/13 - - 8/7/1/2/2 x2 Bad Dragon: 3/1/1/16 (-1 flail penalty)/9 Dragonfist's scoring solid hits and knocking things and her one traction self back, or she's not really scoring much knockback because flails. Figure out how much of each in our first few meetings and adjust ...
by Killjoy
Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:00 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 FW Round 6: Finishing Move vs CIRCUITZ
Replies: 1
Views: 138

Re: CBC4 FW Round 6: Finishing Move vs CIRCUITZ

Uhhhh, spin2win? Seriously, just stay in my area. I need to OOTA him or get him into house robots. If he comes to me, just go for the flip. It'll probably mess my 5 armour flipper up real bad, but he'll go down the disposal chute or into Doctor Cadaver's claws. Even if doc holds back, Finishing Move...
by Killjoy
Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:40 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 MW: Remi 4 vs Momma Bear
Replies: 1
Views: 177

Re: CBC4 MW: Remi 4 vs Momma Bear

His drum is weak enough that the cubs can tank it the same way a 13 armour wedge tanks a 16 armour spinner. This is still basically a fight against a five power flipper. It even does the same amount of damage to the cubs - just in a different way. He's probably going to have a lot of confidence in h...
by Killjoy
Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:25 pm
Forum: Old Signups
Topic: RUMBLE IN DA JUNGLE [signups]
Replies: 9
Views: 1138

Re: RUMBLE IN DA JUNGLE

Since TU died, I'll submit TRiP. T R i P 9e1373dd0ee84769953b2ed14062283d T.hisR.obotI.sP.sychotic by Floating Castle Robotics on Sketchfab Static pictures and stats incoming. Otherwise you know what this is, right? Bonkers looking orbital hammer with big convex HDPE wheels to soak damage. It might ...
by Killjoy
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:53 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Featherweight round 5: CIRCUITZ vs Nikkousen
Replies: 1
Views: 141

Featherweight round 5: CIRCUITZ vs Nikkousen

Me: 10/8/4/5/3 Him: 7/5/1/2/9 x2 Step one: turn sideways in my square, with my front facing the house bot zone. Step two: wait for the inevitable pincer move. Step three: the bot coming in from behind me is probably less worried about being flipped. Step four: reverse hard into it as soon as it com...
by Killjoy
Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:57 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Pizza 2 vs Momma Bear
Replies: 1
Views: 462

Re: Pizza 2 vs Momma Bear

Momma tanks his spinner no problem. The cubs can easily throw him out. The cubs have a HUGE speed advantage. They don't get caught and exploded unless I get dumb. Momma leads and sticks her fat ass in his face. The cubs get in position as close as they can and jump him when he's recoiling. Flip him ...
by Killjoy
Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:59 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Featherweight round 3: CIRCUITZ vs Black Salvo
Replies: 0
Views: 1684

Featherweight round 3: CIRCUITZ vs Black Salvo

Black Salvo - 9/8/3/0/10(+2 wedge) vs. CIRCUITZ - 10/8/4/5/3 I'll use my full front wedge to give me 5 armour, so his 6 ramming damage won't do much. The little horns in front of my wheels should prevent him from getting a straight run at them too. He has no weapon and can't do much except push me. ...
by Killjoy
Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:45 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 Rumble #1: Brick Brawl
Replies: 6
Views: 1433

Re: CBC4 Rumble #1: Brick Brawl

Momma's awesome bait. Stay in a defensible area near the OOTA zone but not with my back to it. Let people come after her. Sic both cubs on the same bot and juggle it aggressively OOTA. Watch the flow of the fight: If bots are dropping fast, try to stay out of the way, low key and to the side and mos...