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Abyss: 4/2/1/16/7 vs. NKC: 7/5/2/5/11 (+2 wedge) Dylan is probably going to be very confident in his plow and drivetrain. He's likely to be aggressive, rushing and trying to smother my slowish spinner. Thing is, he only has two torque, our wedges are equal, and his control ratio isn't great. Neithe...

MADSCIENCE: 16/1/1/2(1/1/1)/ 10 (+2 teeth) vs. Venice Queen: 10/8/3/1/ (+2 plow) Gabe knows that he can't take any full speed hits, so that means that two things: a ruthless dissection of why my bot won't work, and a box rush. He'll probably pick on my ability to escape him. The fact that I spin up...

I’m not going to try to measure dimensions on here, especially with the thumbnail-sized pics that he provided but, suffice to say that we’re both super-wide 2WD drums. The main difference is that he’s a control spinner while Abyss is a power spinner. In terms of ability to damage each other, I obvio...

Okay, so I’m 99% sure his strategy is going to be ‘box rush and yeet out of the arena’ because it’s really all that he can do. I’m sure that lots of people would love to see the underdog with the ballsy strategy win, but I’m going to just remain steady and present a rational case. Wanna know why? He...

I can't be high-centered. I also have unbeatable torque, an unbeatable wedge, and Momma Bear levels of armour. Use them. At the start, plow headlong into the triple spinner clusterfuck between Gabe and I. If he sticks to the plan that we came up with on discord, he should be doing the same from the ...

r/NotTheOnion 6/5/5/0/14 So, it's a pushy uberbrick with 14 armour and 5 torque. Seems pretty bog standard. There's a reason for the name, though. If you rotate that render linked below a little bit, you'll see that it doesn't just have one set of hinged skirts around its sides. Nor does it have tw...

Sixpounder: 8/7/4/1/10 (+1 plow) - wedge teeth on, shortpipes on, other body cladding and wedge stuff off Black Doggo: 6/4/1/14/5 (+1 drum) Black Dog is supposed to be the ultimate brick killer, but that's mainly because most bricks approach it like any other spinner. If you wedge it, it still mane...

Abyss: 4/2/1/16/7 (middle fork off) Epicer Waluigi: 4/1/1/16/8 EW's awesome against things that aren't other powerful spinners. I'll give him that. Weapon to weapon, he also marginally outdamages me, and we both do 4 shock damage. The key differences will be the following: 1) Looking at the respecti...

Unfortunately, Cassie has left the building, apparently for the duration of the tournament. I guess just show up and win. Go with my strengthened upper truss config. In case she shows up, keep spinning to keep winning. Be evasive after hits and aggressive when spun up. Use my normal drive to zip awa...

MADSCIENCE: 16/1+5/1/2 (1/1/1)/10 (+2 teeth) Admiral: 7/6/1/6/10 I really do quite a bit of damage to him on this scale, especially if I can deal corner damage or hit anything but his flipper. Okay, so the whole 'point myself in a random direction and dart away at full speed in a roughly straight li...

Abyss: 4/2/1/16/7 Electron: 5/2/2/13/8 (+2 wedge) - One of two wedge configurations? I guess he doesn't have to declare :V He is one point faster than me. That's about all he's got. I do four (probably corner) damage to him weapon to weapon, five shock damage, six to his wedge, and ten damage anywh...

Shortpipes on, wedge teeth on, gubbins off the wedge. Lol Sixpounder. Why? Anyways, just angle in on the 2WD vert with longboi feeder wedges all day long and force either oversteer or gyro lift. Wedge him, slam him, and attempt to flip him or stack him against the wall once I have him pinned. I push...

MADSCIENCE: 16 speed / 1+5 traction / 1 torque / 2 weapon (1/1/1) / 10 armour (+1 teeth, +1 top truss) vs. Hallucinogen: 5 speed / 3 traction / 1 torque / 12 weapon / 9 armour (+2 plow) He doesn't hit hard enough to appreciably hurt me unless I'm not spinning. Meanwhile, I do 3 damage to his drum, ...

Abyss: 4 speed / 2 traction / 1 torque / 16 weapon / 7 armour (skids on) vs. Uptown Funk: 8 speed / 7 traction / 3 torque / 2 weapon / 10 armour I do grievous damage in a single hit, but he has a significant speed advantage. My main challenge in this fight will be landing that hit and I'll have thr...

Sixpounder: 8 speed / 7 traction / 4 torque / 2 weapon / 9 armour - long pipes off. Wedge teeth on. vs. Terrible Toad Twins: 5 Speed / 4 Traction / 1 Torque / 7 Weapon / 9 Armor (Each) Okay, toad gangbang incoming, friendo! He's either going to pincer me or counterattack with one and while I attack...