ARC

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Finishing Move for Vertical Violence

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Glacier for Horizontal Hell

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Magnolia Pico for Axe Attack

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https://i.imgur.com/I0sWqlg.png Been a long time since we've had a good brawl in here, hasn't it? I don't mean two bots slugging it out, mind you. I'm talking about a knock 'em down, drag 'em out, barroom-clearing slugfest between a whole bunch of different bots. I want to see parts scattered acros...

22 bots is lol. This thing will never get written.

Also in. Expect a memebot soon.

Okay, Germany gets the highlight reel treatment since I have things to do. HFL pretty much just went on an engineering automation tour. The rest of us have never seen the lil' guy so happy. He babbled on and on during the bus ride and nobody understood a word that he said. Alex V went for a swim in ...

Magnolia Pico: 4/2/1/14/11 (+2 plow) Apeirogon: 5/3/1/12/9 (+1 weapon) Some crazy plan is doubtless incoming, but the facts are the following: 1) I do 7 damage to anything but his weapon, as well as 5 shock damage because of the hammer bonus. He has no room for error. 2) He can't touch my plow or w...

Finishing Move: 8/7/1/11/3 - 3 point weapon armour/1 point flipping arm Black Salvo: 9/8/3/0/10 (+2 wedge) Here's the thing: all of the options usually open to a brick against a spinner aren't really a factor in this fight: he has zero way of dealing damage aside from the hazards (which do all of 2...

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Featherweight

Reserving. No idea which bot yet.

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Sportsman

Reserving. Maybe Fathom?

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Lightweight

Reserving with MADSCIENCE.

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Alexander Valentine is a masochist. Also a sadist. I guess that makes him a sadomasochist. This is because he actually likes fighting in The Woodshed. Also beating up the dozens of vicious animals that seem to just be drawn to him almost as if it were some kind of terrible running gag that's long si...

We have stats. They are the same. I know HFL. He'll take stuff like spinning direction, angle of contact, some of my ornamental design features, ICE power curve, arena features, etc. into consideration. Dude's thorough AF. Thing is, though, look at the pictures of our respective bots. If they are bu...

Glacier: 1/1/1/16/11 - no shields linkinajahcbas.exe: 5/3/1/11/10 (+3 plow) - 11 weapon Okay, if he's gone for this config it means he intends to play this as a control bot. That means probably hazards and definitely pit. Good news is that he has diddly fuck for torque. He pushes with 1 torque and I...

Eh, we've buffed the archetype a bit with thwack damage now being the average of speed and traction instead of speed and torque. It cures some of that multi-stat dependency.

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive... :P

Parlez-vous Francais, mon ami? Well, only a handful of our teams really did. For the most part, the ARC crew bumbled its way around France. HFL, Laz, Gabe, and Alex got caught up in a protest and couldn't help themselves. At least none of them got set on fire or pepper-sprayed. Of course, Nick S and...

The pipe organ will play this. Magnolia Pico (flipper): 4 / 2 / 1 / 14 / 9 Bluetooth: 3 / 2 / 1 / 16 / 8 One of these bots is faster and can OHKO its opponent. That bot isn't Bluetooth. With a single flip, I can fling this guy 14 feet through the air and deal 6 impact damage (OHKO range) on landing...

The pipe organ will play this. Stats are kind of irrelevant here. I have the same speed and control as Hellhound though, for reference, along with mecanums. Mimi-Chan is absurdly fast, does enough damage to one-shot me, has zero control, can't really stop, and dies on its first contact. So basicall...