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by The Monsterworks
Tue Feb 25, 2020 12:31 am
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Rumbles
Replies: 17
Views: 121

Re: The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Rumbles

The Monsterworks


Finishing Move for Vertical Violence

Glacier for Horizontal Hell

Magnolia Pico for Axe Attack


by The Monsterworks
Tue Feb 25, 2020 12:23 am
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Rumbles
Replies: 17
Views: 121

The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Rumbles

https://i.imgur.com/I0sWqlg.png Been a long time since we've had a good brawl in here, hasn't it? I don't mean two bots slugging it out, mind you. I'm talking about a knock 'em down, drag 'em out, barroom-clearing slugfest between a whole bunch of different bots. I want to see parts scattered acros...
by The Monsterworks
Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:18 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: ARC Rumble 2 Signups
Replies: 11
Views: 122

Re: ARC Rumble 2 Signups

22 bots is lol. This thing will never get written.

Also in. Expect a memebot soon.
by The Monsterworks
Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:12 pm
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Fight Cards, Brackets, and Results
Replies: 6
Views: 899

Round Three Fight Card (MW & HW): The Noir

Okay, Germany gets the highlight reel treatment since I have things to do. HFL pretty much just went on an engineering automation tour. The rest of us have never seen the lil' guy so happy. He babbled on and on during the bus ride and nobody understood a word that he said. Alex V went for a swim in ...
by The Monsterworks
Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:44 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 LW Round 3: Magnolia Pico vs Apeirogon
Replies: 1
Views: 28

CBC4 LW Round 3: Magnolia Pico vs Apeirogon

Magnolia Pico: 4/2/1/14/11 (+2 plow) Apeirogon: 5/3/1/12/9 (+1 weapon) Some crazy plan is doubtless incoming, but the facts are the following: 1) I do 7 damage to anything but his weapon, as well as 5 shock damage because of the hammer bonus. He has no room for error. 2) He can't touch my plow or w...
by The Monsterworks
Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:17 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 FW Round 3: Finishing Move vs Black Salvo
Replies: 1
Views: 29

CBC4 FW Round 3: Finishing Move vs Black Salvo

Finishing Move: 8/7/1/11/3 - 3 point weapon armour/1 point flipping arm Black Salvo: 9/8/3/0/10 (+2 wedge) Here's the thing: all of the options usually open to a brick against a spinner aren't really a factor in this fight: he has zero way of dealing damage aside from the hazards (which do all of 2...
by The Monsterworks
Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:18 am
Forum: Upcoming Events
Topic: ROBOT4
Replies: 25
Views: 401

The Monsterworks: ROBOT4

The Monsterworks


Featherweight

Reserving. No idea which bot yet.

Sportsman

Reserving. Maybe Fathom?

Lightweight

Reserving with MADSCIENCE.

by The Monsterworks
Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:19 pm
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Fight Cards, Brackets, and Results
Replies: 6
Views: 899

Round Three Fight Card (FW & LW): Ironworks

Alexander Valentine is a masochist. Also a sadist. I guess that makes him a sadomasochist. This is because he actually likes fighting in The Woodshed. Also beating up the dozens of vicious animals that seem to just be drawn to him almost as if it were some kind of terrible running gag that's long si...
by The Monsterworks
Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Skoll vs. Magnolia Grande (CBC4 Middleweights)
Replies: 1
Views: 77

Re: Skoll vs. Magnolia Grande (CBC4 Middleweights)

We have stats. They are the same. I know HFL. He'll take stuff like spinning direction, angle of contact, some of my ornamental design features, ICE power curve, arena features, etc. into consideration. Dude's thorough AF. Thing is, though, look at the pictures of our respective bots. If they are bu...
by The Monsterworks
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:49 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: Glacier III vs linkinparknumb.mp3.exe
Replies: 1
Views: 59

Re: Glacier III vs linkinparknumb.mp3.exe

Glacier: 1/1/1/16/11 - no shields linkinajahcbas.exe: 5/3/1/11/10 (+3 plow) - 11 weapon Okay, if he's gone for this config it means he intends to play this as a control bot. That means probably hazards and definitely pit. Good news is that he has diddly fuck for torque. He pushes with 1 torque and I...
by The Monsterworks
Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:21 pm
Forum: Submission Center
Topic: Team Foxtrot Uniform
Replies: 104
Views: 5541

Re: Team Foxtrot Uniform

Eh, we've buffed the archetype a bit with thwack damage now being the average of speed and traction instead of speed and torque. It cures some of that multi-stat dependency.
by The Monsterworks
Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: Submission Center
Topic: Team Foxtrot Uniform
Replies: 104
Views: 5541

Re: Team Foxtrot Uniform

This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive... :P
by The Monsterworks
Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:35 am
Forum: Fantasy All Access
Topic: The Cherry Bomb Classic IV: Fight Cards, Brackets, and Results
Replies: 6
Views: 899

Round Two Fight Card (MW & HW): The Woodshed

Parlez-vous Francais, mon ami? Well, only a handful of our teams really did. For the most part, the ARC crew bumbled its way around France. HFL, Laz, Gabe, and Alex got caught up in a protest and couldn't help themselves. At least none of them got set on fire or pepper-sprayed. Of course, Nick S and...
by The Monsterworks
Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:29 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 LW Round 2: Magnolia Pico vs Bluetooth
Replies: 1
Views: 71

CBC4 LW Round 2: Magnolia Pico vs Bluetooth

The pipe organ will play this. Magnolia Pico (flipper): 4 / 2 / 1 / 14 / 9 Bluetooth: 3 / 2 / 1 / 16 / 8 One of these bots is faster and can OHKO its opponent. That bot isn't Bluetooth. With a single flip, I can fling this guy 14 feet through the air and deal 6 impact damage (OHKO range) on landing...
by The Monsterworks
Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:34 pm
Forum: Fantasy RP Room
Topic: CBC4 FW Round 2: Finishing Move vs Mimi-Chan
Replies: 1
Views: 54

CBC4 FW Round 2: Finishing Move vs Mimi-Chan

The pipe organ will play this. Stats are kind of irrelevant here. I have the same speed and control as Hellhound though, for reference, along with mecanums. Mimi-Chan is absurdly fast, does enough damage to one-shot me, has zero control, can't really stop, and dies on its first contact. So basicall...