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Carbonemys: 4 speed / 1+1 traction / 1 torque / 15+1 weapon / 9 armour (+1 plow) vs. JEVIL: 9 speed / 8 traction / 1 torque / 0 weapon / 12 armour Alright, so he can’t actually damage me per the stats – well, he can put some scratches and small dents in my armour – but, importantly, he isn’t quite ...

Happy to be out of the desert? Well, I know that I am, and even more chuffed to be staying in jolly old England for the week. Of course, this week's arena leaves a bit to be desired on the... accomodations side of things, but what would you really expect from a converted operating room in defunct in...

IDCMF: 6 speed / 5 traction / 2 torque / 7 weapon (5 clamp/5saw) / 10 armour (+1 claws) vs. DeLorean Cowboy: 3 speed / 2 traction / 1 torque / 16 weapon / 8 armour 1) I have the armour on my claws to easily tank his hits. His tooth shape is also far from optimal for effectively delivering a hit unle...

Heya! Welcome back! How about that heat, eh? Good to see that you survived our first week. Hopefully your results are what you were hoping they'd be. Not posted yet? Patience, friend. They will be. All good things take time. Anyways, the show must go on, and at least we've got all-expenses-paid acco...

No worries, my dude. I know what it's like to lose a beloved pet. They're more than just animals. They're members of the family. Stay strong.

Stats Carbonemys: 4 speed / 2 traction / 1 torque / 15+1 weapon / 9 armour (+1 vs. Lethal Carriageway: 7 speed / 7 traction / 3 torque / 1 weapon / 12 armour (+1 plow) Strategy Hooray for Lexan facing arguably my worst matchup first! The thing is, while 12 armour’s a lot, my hammer still has 16 pow...

Hey dude, that's greatly appreciated still. It frees me up to do more writing.

Hello all and welcome! It's good to see you. Let's get you somewhere a bit cooler, shall we? It's a scorcher here in Dubai, but when is it not, really? Best get used to it, because we'll be setting up here for two weeks instead of the usual one. At least we get to stay at the ultra-swanky Burj Al Ar...

https://i.imgur.com/a2xZS6A.png They came from all corners of the globe: The frigid north of Canada, the lush Rio Plata, the moorlands of Scotland, the terraced fields of Eastern France, the jungles of Indonesia and, of course, from virtually every part of the good old U.S. of A. For some, it was a...

You guys know the drill. Seed those bots! If you can, try to break them into tiers of either three or seven. Let's try to get all weight classes ranked. Final seedings will be determined by the average of the rankings on here and on the discord this Saturday. Outliers that are either more than five ...

The Rolling Rankings So this is take three for the rolling rankings. It's on google docs to make it easier to edit (anyone can edit) and harder to lose. However, we need to set some ground rules first to avoid confusion: Rankings will be updated every Saturday and only on Saturdays. This is to prev...

k, thanks dude. You're golden!

Hey losers, since I'm a nice guy and since a lot of people are a bit behind on their renders (including yours truly due to some family drama), y'all can have another couple of days if you haven't submitted your bots. Thursday at 11:59 PM EST is a HARD AF deadline, though. Good luck!

Okay, so I wanted to give you guys a bit of notice before the start date, so I figured I'd post all of this here, on the discussion thread. Any bots that are found to have issues will have until the evening of Thursday, January 31, to rectify those issues. Failing that, the TO and senior staff will ...

The Championship At the end of it all, two bots lined up in The Noir for the final time, facing each other across a battle-scarred floor that had been pristine mere weeks ago. The Monsterworks' Death's Head Sarsaparilla and Cool Story Brobotics' Steelhead: both have conquered every other obstacle t...