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Scythe config please. On one hand 3armorlol. On the other hand 11speedlol. Okay, start upright and BACKWARDS. At the start immediately reverse to the OOTA wall and turtle against it until I’m spun up. The back is the only remotely safe-ish angle he can attack from and he may try box rushing out of d...

Grug stare at dark shape in water. Rock? Underwater tree? Extra deep spot that somehow move because weird shit just happen all time today? Better paddle around in case it break float-thing, but float-thing not going straight anyway. Float thing move like man who eat bad mushroom. Man on other side p...

Stats: Skoll: 4/2/1/16/7 Lethal Carriageway: 7/6/3/4/10 Configs: Using scythe blade. Strategy: His armor’s pretty weak but he’s got a decent drivetrain. Start inverted and sideways, spin up and come out at an angle in the oppposite direction. Once I’m up to speed point the weapon at the middle of hi...

Grug climb in float-thing. It too small for everyone, but if any people go in it, should be people who did work. Fucking freeloaders. Only there only two of wide club, so now Grug sitting in back doing fuck-all. Funny club a similar shape though. Grug paddle with funny club instead. But thin handle ...

Grug shrug. Float-thing? Going to water good idea if only one fish snake camel. Better to be on other side. But is there only one? Grug look at horizon. Oh. That float-thing. Grug laugh. "That not float thing, that even bigger giant basket!" Grug point back at giant basket. Grug have moment of reali...

Grug examine axe. Handle good, smooth and fit well in hand. Bit small. But head made wrong way round. Handle supposed to be split, not head. And nothing tying it on. Might break? Grug motion red hair girl to stand back. Grug swing at tree. But axe not break. Made of same stuff as funny club. "Hmm. G...

Boat heavy. Skinny man phoning it the fuck in. Grug shake head in annoyance. Then big boom somewhere on beach. Grug spin around. Cloud of sand and water in air. Still no storm cloud in sky. Still no cliff for rock to fall. This time nobody with funny club, but one small man have guilty look on face....

Grug intrigued by wood shell. It like bones but made of wood. Or like basket. Grug poke with long stick. It make hollow sound. Would make good drum, but also good shelter. Not tall enough to sit down except for small people, but can put on stilts. But Grug have bad thought. Wood shell much too big t...

Grug stand on beach and look around with hands on hips. Grug survey scenery. Grug has not seen any of these plants before. Grug has never seen any of these people before. Grug has definitely never been on this particular beach before. Grug consider this beach major improvement on beaches Grug seen b...

Name: Grug Sex: Male Age: Many 21 years Species: Homo neanderthalensis. 1/32nd Homo sapiens. Chauvet Cave Art Academy not consider this enough for heritage scholarship. Grug not happy application denied. Grug tell anyone who listen that cave painting useless major that kill no game and gather no fo...

STATS: Hati: 8/7/3/0/12 Death Metal: 4/2/1/16/7 CONFIGS: Anti-horizontal spinner config, no flail blocker. Shaba never declared for DM as far as I can tell so I'm not sure what bar she's using. STRATEGY: Come out aggressive, but don’t get reckless and don’t try to block her spinup. If she’s camping ...

STATS/CONFIGS: Skoll: 4/2/1/16/7 (Symmetrical bar config) Black Diamond: 8/6/2/5/9 (No teeth on wedge) STRATEGY: Start upright and backwards, turn around with spinup torque and head for the center. If I can do it in time, get to the middle of the arena and wait with my back to the OOTA wall; buy mor...

STATS: Defenestrator: 7/6/2/4/11 (+1 front pontoons and forks) Xtreme Pneumatix: 7/6/2/3/12 Clamp Config please Strategy: Drivetrains are dead even lol. I have a wedgelet reach advantage and unless he goes with many forks I should usually get under. Even with them it’s even. Come at him mostly head...

MIASMA https://i.imgur.com/lPrFEK9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/EHhVZIH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Vl4xKFp.jpg Stats: Speed: 5 Traction: 4 Torque: 2 Weapon: 11 (all points to spinning blade, 2 weapon armor points invested in articulating arm) Armor: 8 Anti-Spinner Config: Weapon 9 (Both weapon armor points...

I'm gonna go by team here Cool Story Brobotics (Trihunter): The six-tooth horizontal on HYB may actually be a good choice in this arena because this is NOT a good arena to go knocking yourself into the walls. Scrapper also has a really hard-hitting and hard to avoid weapon that I think will get a co...